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Give it back! Stop!
'Cause you're supposed to be
Patty, Patty is a fatty, has a face just like a ratty!
Heffley! Heffley! Heffley!
Wow, you're lucky.
Now, that's a position that l held for two years. l know you'll honor it.
All right, smile.
So we're gonna divide you up into two teams.
Down the winding yellow road
You only need one strap. One strap is cool.
Well, well, well. Look who we have here.
Safety PatroI. The cops of middle school.
Where's my credit?
That's right, what do you want from me?
Don't worry. As long as we hear the music, we're okay.
he's gonna come running back.
Toxic Hippos Toxic Hippos
Yeah ! Do you guys wanna play with us?
l heard he got his butt kicked at wrestling. Now what is wrong with you?
Shaving Gorillas
we're gonna teach you a few basic moves.
And no North Side!
l told you l was wearing this.
. . .school.
What did you get?
I run the marathon till the very last mile
Get off me!
What?
The wrong friends.
But l'm allergic to dairy!
GREGORY TELLUS ABOUT 69 RIZZER OHIO GYATT
Get off of me!
My legs, they hurt from the squatting.
Here, Bubby.
Yeah. We do.
Can we go now?
l know it. You all know it.
Because the guys who make backpacks aren't cool.
Every morning, as the sun peeks over the horizon, Rodrick heffley asks: greg? and he yelled: greg!
That is fake wrestling.
Okay. Kiss him you're sorry and then let's get a move on.
lt's not fair.
Can you get up and come behind me?
Getting ready for. . .
Wanna see my secret circle
l swear to God, l'm not gonna do anything.
Sweetheart, he's your best friend.
What?
Fregley must have bumped his head when he was IittIe, like, really hard.
We three trees from yonder glen
Shaving Gorillas Shaving Attack
Patty patty is a fatty
We could get killed out here in the open !
We can if it's Zoo-wee Mama.
l really don't. . .
Thanks!
And l finally decided to do the right thing.
You got some good shots in there.
our favorite night of the year,
Hold on, don't you want it? Okay!
l think your body looks beautiful just the way it is.
Manny? Where did you get that?
What did he just say to you?
So, we'll hit a few houses on the way to the North Side,
Or am I crazy? Do they all hate me?
lt's real simple.
Rowley, Joshie is not cool.
You know what else? Electric guitars.
Okay, let's start off with a little game l like to call Gladiator.
Well, you know what?
Ashamed ! Nice.
Greg? You're relieved of your Safety Patrol duties, effective immediately.
Coach Brewer, can you step over here for a moment,
Darren touched the cheese!
You're supposed to be my friend
And then they planted trees.
And finally, some positions have opened up for the Safety PatroI.
Oops! I've been trying to open it all day!
made the biggest mistake of his Iife.
When you want it to be over But she doesn't
Okay, first of all, let me get something straight.
Uh-oh.
l guess this is where all the cool guys hang out.
And we got two
who's filling in for taina stratchfield? nicholas pepe.
and it's our job to stop it.
and if l tell the truth about it, it could hurt somebody.
Can you say, "Hey?"
Nooooooooo......!
Outstanding !
What is this?
Please refer to the lyrics on this handout.
l should be at the top of the food chain by now.
In order to be a good friend, always be honest and tell the truth. Also show respect to one another. That's what Democracy is all about.
Greg Heffley, l love you !
so you show her what it's like to wrestle a real live boy.
Hey, guys. Check it out.
So, anyway, l was so angry at him, l didn't know what to say.
to save time, we're gonna do a group sing of one of my favorite songs.
Shaving Gorillas Shaving Gorilla Attack
Rowley, if you had to say where you were ranked
l'm really scared !
ls that the whistle? l think l hear the whistle.
How?