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Yeah !
Check that out.
Greg Heffley's in my room ! Greg Heffley's in my room, Rebecca.
Here's your yearbook. Have a great summer.
so you'll be excused from the first 20 minutes of sixth period.
Trick or treat.
l get the feeling we're on to something
Anyway, let's play some Twisted Wizard Two at your house.
Shaving gorillas Shaving gorillas Talking Tom & Alphabetimals
This is real wrestling ! Let's go!
Come on. We're just having some fun, right?
Quickly!
Yes! Yes!
Oh, that was awesome!
Just an idea.
Look, are you working your way down the evolutionary ladder?
Can you say, "Oh?"
Trick or treat.
You become an enforcer of the laws of this school,
You know what, Greg? You're not a good friend.
And though doctors assure us that Mrs Cheznik is no longer contagious,
Oh, God.
for showing dignity under false suspicion, l am promoting you
They're going to eat us, unless we can get into that hole!
Want to be the first to sign my sympathy sheet?
No.
Can you say, "Oh?"
Bryce, the earth is flat
Gregory "Greg" Heffley (born July 16 1994) is an American student and the main protagonist of the Diary Of a Wimpy Kid novel series and franchise. He starts out being about 12 years old. In the most recent ones, he is 14. He is constantly bullied by his older brother Rodrick Heffley and schoolgirl Patty Farrell.
lf l get beat by the weirdest kid in school,
GREGORY TELLUS ABOUT 69 RIZZLER 3:00 AM OHIO GYATT SKIBITI
if things go the way l think they will.
Hey, guys. So this guy says to that guy,
You're supposed to be my friend now
Okay, okay, boys! Give it back!
Kind of.
None.
Hot, hot, hot, hot
Hey, Gregory, want to sign the card?
You know what, Patty?
Whoa. How could you even say that?
Your-pa dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a woman-pa.
So, just to make sure we all get off on the right foot
Oh, geez! How did that happen?
Fashion is easy.
Greg Heffley was suspended from the school Safety Patrol !
Wait, we don't get arm holes?
they're only doing these activities to get in the yearbook.
Rowley's pretty lucky to have me as a friend.
Thanks! My mom made it. . .
When the girl you wrestle is PATTY FARRELL
Too close.
They had to tear it down because what happened there was so terrible.
Great job.
Come on, Greg Heffley!
Princessbabydva
But l'm not entirely sure that was the right call.
What?
Hey, they're going through the yard !
Sorry, Safety Patrol Only
Brock Branigan P.l.! What are you doing here?
Yeah, maybe l'll meet up with some dogs
This is a terrible place.
What? Yeah,
I didn't know that Manny can read That's impressive
See? This is the probIem.
She sent me to get you while she waits in the car!
maybe you should go talk to Rowley.
Good god, man Take your phone off do not disturb
Mom and Dad have been calling you for an hour.
Open the door! Get the key! Okay. Okay.
You're just jealous they don't trust you to keep our school safe.
What'd you think? l thought he was the best one up there.
Hi.
So the year turned out pretty good.
Well, then your mom is trying to get you killed.
Like, l should be more careful what l do in front of Mrs. lrvine's house.
All right. lt's not a competition
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Mine will, too. She thinks you're a bad influence.
Was your first day as crappy as l said it would be?
This entire year has been terribIe and nobody even cares!
Nobody touched it. Nobody threw it away.
Huh? Sissy!
Well, l'm the one who terrorized those kids!
Oh, no.
renee renee is so skanky, has a pussy that smells like a ratty WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
You only care about yourself.
Perhaps we should cut out some arm holes.
WE THREE TREES And I forgot
How Yeah We Almost And Bananas We Touch More Bananas Song
What about piledrivers and Vader bombs?
So how are you gonna become a class favorite now?
Zoo-wee Mama!
Thankfully, he moved back to DüsseIdorf and took the Cheese Touch with him.
That guy is so unpopular, I'd hate to be him.
Are you insane? School doesn't start till next week.
Guess you threw it away by accident.
But they forgot to turn off the ovens.
Yeah.
That's right, what do you want from me?
Rodrick's middle school yearbook.
Power Hungry Shaving Gorillas Shaving Attack
to team captain.
Nice job, Coach Brewer.
Free hot cocoa.