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Oh, fine. My mom wanted me to ask. So l did.
He's lying ! He was gonna kill me 'cause l was in his room !
the cafeteria nachos bar wiII be cIosed for the remainder of the week.
Supposed to be my friend
Thanks, Dad.
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Joshie says to respect your parents and follow your dreams.
My mother is the president of the P.T.A.
l'll sign it, Greg Heffley, if you'd let me look at your infection.
and Collin's sleeping over tonight.
l'm Dorothy! l am !
Until a German exchange student named Dieter Muller took it away.
Remember how I said Rowley wasn't middle school ready?
Put one arm over my shoulder? Let's go, yeah.
Are you sure the doctor was right?
l don't know. We need to move this along.
and l am way too smart to touch somebody who ate the cheese.
My van?
just like l did in kindergarten and fourth grade.
. . .comes great responsibility.
Hey. What did he have to say?
in terms of popularity from one to 200,
Shaving Gorillas Shaving Attack
You need to call your mom to come get us.
Blow the whistle, blow the whistle!
And don't be seen with Rowley.
l'm not gonna beat him. l'm gonna gain 1 0 pounds this week
This place is an intellectual wasteland.
Hey, Greg.
No, you !
l didn't know Rodrick was into motorcycles.
You'll be dead or homeschooled by the end of the year, anyway.
YAY GREG
Come on, man, just pull my finger.
How are we gonna throw apples at Dorothy without arm holes?
No. Not at all. You were wrong.
because today's litterer and jaywalker
more interested in his mind than in his body.
You fly below the radar.
Where are we going? We're totally exposed !
because l'm not playing that game.
Fourth grade? That one was ugly.
Greg?
'Cause they don't know me
Hi !
Who let you into this school, Greg Heffley?
lf he catches you in here, he will kill you.
But Rowley was still giving me the siIent treatment.
Ze Cheese Touch?
All you guys better scram or l'm gonna kick your butts, too!
l get the feeling, we're on to something
When you’re about to go to school on SATURDAY
Gregory, tell us about your childhood !
So, listen.
Coming from Uranus to check my style
ln this school, much like your own,
It's not a box,
He on that good kush and alcohol The kush is good
Rowley!
Whoa! Go!
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Why can't you ride and l throw at you first?
Tico taco ya ya ya
to get me through the seventh.
We could do that one together!
Can't be late for your first day of school.
Nobody needs to be a hero! Whoa!
Okay, since there are so many of you here auditioning,
Fregley hurts Greg so bad and he won a gold medal and he mom was so happy After Fregley wrestling he sister in the car and mom crash the car
Two words. Best Dressed.
lt's a homework appointment. Yeah, and l really should be going.
dad. why the fuck do i have to sit by the ice age baby
But I was about to make some kid's day by sitting next to him.
You've got gall, you've got guile
So you two, over here. You, you, you, this way.
With her dog so smaII and true
Greg gasped: Huh? What? Who is that? It's me, patty farrell! gasped the girl.
This is fun, Greg Heffley!
I saw your plates were calling the cops
Oh, um. . .
Not bad, Heffley. Not bad at all.
Greg? Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg? Greg? Greg?
Mine'll kill me if she knows we're here.
Okay, one thing. You can't get mad about just. . .
Bulldogs, you stay right there.
But your band is still playing.
Sadly for Dieter, that fact was lost in translation.
What did I tell you would happen if you ever went in my room again?!
Look, Rowley, tonight's Halloween,
Don’t call me
No, it's not funny.
Just save it.
Can l throw at you now? Later.
Come on, put the knitting down ! Let's go!
l'll wait here as long as it takes.
Fun? That's the exact opposite of fun!
Yay Greg
Every morning, as the sun peeks over the horizon, Rodrick heffley says: three days, no shower, smell, the looooooove!
Okay, okay,