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and, indeed, become role models,
Uh, ma'am, I just wanna say again... thank you.
Yeah. She looks like k.d. lang.
Well, I'm glad you raised that issue, Madam Vice President.
I'll be better when you walk away.
They put them to work in grottos
- That hat was crazy. - I did not have anything to do with that.
- No, no. - No.
I just can't seem to get him out of my hair.
She's not my dog, Amy... who actually isn't very well at the moment.
Learned that several times.
Just stop saying "hole."
Oh, there she is. Hey, tiger.
Get me some fruit, some mango.
- Kent is ex-Sec Def Maddox. - Ooh.
takes strategy, it takes planning, it takes a vision.
- Hey. - Hey, relax. It's a puff piece, all right?
It's a language that I feel
- You do? - Mm-hmm, yeah.
- Actual heads. - God, I love this kind of talk.
know-nothing congressman from 'Shit Stain, ' Nevada,
Oh, I wonder if we should take a picture.
"Daddy, you fuckin' blew it!"
Position on immigration.
Look at him throwing his water everywhere.
Before I answer it, I'd like to start off
And that is something that I am confident,
Yeah, okay. That's not reassuring.
And I'm absolutely gonna get to that
Because if they're in the hole, how are you gonna get out?
Eight years ago? It could have been anyone. Could have been Ben.
I feel your pain. You okay?
you won't go down that hole.
Now, as a military man, I know that true leadership
Oh...
- to each of the candidates. - Thank you.
- Gary, get the hell out of my marriage. - Okay, got it.
until you find the right one.
for "racist," "right wing," and "racist."
- by our "pinch hitter" over here. - You never know.
- Thank you. - Is the twitch really bad?
We got out the other side stronger than ever.
Fuck Broadway. This is real acting.
any hardworking Americans.
Think of all the lesbian jokes we're gonna have to suffer.
Thornhill's dial tests are off the dial.
- "fingering the dyke." - Oh, Mike. Why are you so angry?
- Gary. Gary! - What do you think of the new cut, huh?
We're getting ready for showtime.
- to talk about personal trainers