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And get rid of this.
- but it's age-appropriate, I feel. - Nice to see you, too, Gary.
It's called "muscle memory."
I have a much better camera.
Call every whore and mistress in America
Well, not... not... not quite.
- I think I just did... - The twitch is back.
No, did I... I meant aroused. Aroused.
and aren't making a real difference to America?
Dan, get on the phone. Find me Thornhill's snatch, now.
I've served my entire life
Okay, yeah. I like them, then. I like 'em.
- Right. - Fuck-what which-way?
With absolute... with regard to holes,
She just said the opposite of what you said.
That's cute, little mind games.
- And a twitch. - What?
- It's really, really, really tiny. - You've seen it?
- You gonna come visit me? - Visit?
We're gonna be onstage in about five minutes, everybody.
Plug hole
All right, well, we just need another reliable source and then...
And the president's office is on the line.
And if they fall below the line, they will fall into the hole.
I'm up for extensions. What are extensions?
I don't think we should be penalizing
The first thing is defense spending.
We need to reaffirm our commitment
He's basically a human comfort blanket.
Hey, "Dan Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest."
get 'em on our side... preferably a blind one.
that you should join up and serve your country,
I'm a man of words that the American people can understand.
which was number two.
- Ben, you are Owen Pierce. - "Well, I'm a baby-faced,
That's a shame.
Hey, what's going on with FLOTUS?
Renew, renew. The third R is "renew."
so now Wendy knows that Selina's lying.
Mike, I'm really nervous about all these haircut questions.
I can't let you run the story about Ray.
- What's he doing? - Now, my mother lost her house.
Whoa, who the fuck is smiley-faced coffee boy?
It's too much buildup.
Maybe a crack whore, if we're lucky.
You know, I'm not trying to say
Many years ago, I had a brief affair.
Now, today, we're not here...