HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Now, we'll hurt you just a little bit, but you'll...
Slater!
I would never miss the premiere for a second.
Forgive me for going on like that, sir. I'm a great admirer of your work, too.
- Is this guy a success story, or what? - It's unbelievable.
No, actually it makes absolutely no sense, but I'll try to explain it you. Later.
Big mistake.
Hello, sweetheart, how are you? It's so nice to hear your voice.
Hold on, Danny, and don't look down!
but undeserved paycheck
Don't shoot me. I'm Danny Madigan, I'm a kid.
he said you played minecraft
You did great. Come on.
Well, I think I scared him pretty good.
Danny! He's ticking! Move the crane as fast as you can!
Sir, are you a henchman?
You know, tar actually sticks to some people.
Nick?
Oh, Christ, please.
Now, this ticket of yours...
Did you see what happened?
Frank. Frankie.
...and you know something? I'm the hero! so shut up!
but you know, I kept hearing that old music.
of Humphrey Bogart.
- Slater, here's what I... - When the governor gets here, call me.
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. Uh-huh. Mhm. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
What is this, Benedict? First, you're my friend. Now you turn a
Leonard the fart
All right, son, I've got the perfect listener for you.
I know I did. They're twice as bad as anything else.
Why didn't you tell me that Jack was a cop
You mean, it's... Is he...
- What? - Slater V, the soundtrack.
I pay a cashier at the drugstore to call me every so often at the station
Well, I'm not parked behind a desk all day eating those donuts.
It starred you.
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark,
Real doubtful.
Sweetheart, want to have a party?
I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose!
when I could be doing something much more dangerous?
I'm getting bored. Why don't we just skip to the end?
I always catch everybody.
- How old are you? - Forget it.
but you're going to live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has to offer,
And this time, you won't get it back.
Jack! It's the Ripper! He's brought back the Ripper!
And your ex-wife wouldn't keep calling if
The theater's shut. I'm gonna clear out my stuff, and then it's the wrecking ball.
Yes. It was called The Girl of My Dreams.
Who do I have to kill?
knowing how you really feel about each other.
Now!
but if you do this right, the world is your oyster. Trust me.
You really believe that we're inside a movie, don't you?
Where have you been? Have you got any idea what time it is?
I'm gonna need the manager's office for about five, 10 minutes.
This ticket is magic, and it really works.
- Yes! - All right.
Hey Derek
I told you, Blanche isn't here. She won't be back for two hours.
It's a beautiful day and we're out blocking transphobes.
I could arrange for you to gain admittance, that is, you know,
Daddy! Oh, my God.
Why am I wasting time on a dime store putz like you
The bad guys are in there.
somewhere deep down she didn't want you back.
Any second we're going to drive right into a theater.
- Do I make myself clear? - I'm just doing my job.
This man needs
Damn you! Let the children go! Damn you, Ripper! Let the children go!
for that stunt you pulled on the beach!
stuffed him with TNT, he goes off at the funeral
- Dekker, the next one I'll hurt. - Slater, don't go in...