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(BEEP!) Josh! Geoffrey's in your room.
Look, it... it might be your fault, but I... I doubt it's your fault.
Fine.
... magpie might swoop down and eat your penis.
- When I try, something gets in the way. - I don't think it does.
- Rose, is it? - Mm-hm.
It's Niamh. I have to get it.
- Yes, well... - She has a mental disorder.
This is my mum.
(REPEATED BEEPS)
I can't be her carer.
I know today is brilliant, it's sunny, we're in the First World,
Shaniqua!
But the doctor thinks we should put you in a mental home.
SONG: * One, two * * One, two, three, four *
- Oh, fuck, Mum. - No, please don't swear, Josh.
(BARKS)
This is it.
But like the moon in the darkest woods,
TOM: I know a sassy urban girl,
- I don't even know who the fuck you are. - I'm Geoffrey, Tom's friend.
her spirit is my light.
I don't know why you wouldn't just tell me.
I don't think she's crying, ok. She broke up with me.
Can I sleep over?
Just want you to know that.
Tom keeps lollies in here. Do you like lollies? It's kind of...
- Sorry this took so long. - Oh...
- I think we should break up. - Oh.
I never floss.
I don't know.