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Oh.
and then one day, you order a $19 sundae and it's finished.
And we're just ignoring the fact that Geoffrey's a man?
MAN: Josh, it's your dad.
We don't really have anywhere.
Oh! Yes!
Well, we don't call it that.
Aunty Peg could move in with her.
- Mum, I'm not having sex in the house. - I'm just saying you can if you want.
They may as well end it.
Are you sure you don't have feelings
Josh, I'm sorry to hear about your mother.
Yeah. I can shush.
- Hi. - Geoffrey just started.
Did it ever try and eat your penis?
no-one is attempting suicide because a fat man like you dumped them.
Oh, no.
This $19 sundae's suddenly pretty fucking humiliating.
- Really? You never... - How'd you let it drift?
Yes.
Niamh's coming over for dinner.
FEMALE RECORDED VOICE: Received at 8:40am.
TOM: I wrote you a poem, Shaniqua.
- Mmm, like a dog. - (JOSH LAUGHS)
Just so I know, we're not talking about your mum
* I'll be fine, yeah, yeah, yeah *
We'd give him our leftovers.
- A male boy. - I know, yeah.
How's it going?
Workplace sexual harassment.
Yeah. No, yeah. Sure.
Did you tell her that I have a girlfriend?
He's not wearing a shirt.
Yeah.
"I might go to sleep."
- No, I am just saying, ok? - Well, don't.
Well, someone needs to live with you,
- I was just... there... - No! Come on. You're being silly.
Well, I can't move back in with her. Can I? We're divorced.