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We missed “Your Body is a Winderkabd
which must mean that you and I were actually never friends.
- Oh, sorry. - Hold on.
That's what makes us so awesome.
- Just because you're 39... - Forty-eight.
I'm Jamie.
- Here, let me help you up. - No, don't. Don't!
- Come on. - The cops?
and he gets more squirrel than an oak tree.
I mean, cancer being cured is awesome, but, you know, I wish someone else did it.
I am so glad I met you tonight.
That kind of freaks me out. Don't need her. We can get rid of that.
You have nothing to be insecure about.
Come on!
We may or may not be the largest seller of purchased goods on the Internet.
Yeah, well, knowing you doesn't suck either.
Whoa, I'm not asking you out.
I was scared.
A little too emotionally unavailable, if you ask me.
- I have to call her. - Dad, you can't.
- Great. - Fantastic.
Okay.
They are naked
One might even call me damaged.
No, I gotta go by the list. Sorry.
No, no. Slampiece?
- Are you sure? - Oh, yeah, no, no.
but would you like to come get a beer?
I thought we were friends.
So where did you say he was again?
- That's over. - Oh, Dylan!
not to admit that you're perfect for each other.
Completely computerized.
Knew I found the right guy.
I don't think the three-point line would have done anything.
So, be honest. Why?
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Look at me, I'm goofy but cute.
so that would be inappropriate.
Single, no criminal history, credit report 720.
- Let me show you the beach. Come on. - Okay.
- It's pretty damn cool. - Right?
Right? I mean, sometimes you just need it. It's like...
- How far away? - I think I see you!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- That is terrible, Mother. - Just joking. Your dad was Puerto Rican.
I know this means a lot to you, which means it means a lot to me.
- I know, right? Let's get you some food. - God.
How is a guy like you single?
Wait for it.
- And our tattoos. - Yeah.
- Okay. - Are you sure about this?
you know, with that captain they keep giving medals to?
You gotta go.
1937 Chris-Craft? Couldn't get any better, buddy.
Yeah.
Hey!
Best part, no cell reception.
No.
Seat up, please, sir.
Wow. Hello? You really do have shitty cell service.
One more word, I'll fuck you up like dynamite!
You have a boat?
I've seen your work. It's amazing.
A free trip to New York. I'd be an idiot to turn that down.
Oh, right, right. Like, that's how Warren Buffett got rich.
But what the hell. The whole reason you go to the market
Yeah, it gets hot in LA, but it's the humidity.
Well, he must have an opinion.
- This one has intimacy issues. - I know.
I'm Jamie Rellis.
And I was too stupid to realize it,
No! Not even close.
But you didn't.
My number. Here's the remote.
Hey, check this out.
Why would you move to New York?
Why didn't you just tell me instead of texting me?
God.
So everybody just kind of walks wherever they want, then.
- Hey, Dyl. - Dad's coming into Newark Airport, right?
How could such an awesome girl be with this over this?
Congratulations, sell-out!
- This is not touristy at all! - Would you shush? Come on.
Whatever it is, I'll pay for it. Happy now? We good?
I totally agree. Let's forget it happened.
and you were yapping my ear off about how planes all fly themselves,
You can’t go Ricky Van Shelton will vomit
And I think that may be one of the reasons your mom left.
Ummm. Uuumm
- Nice. - Thank you.
- So, you went with sneakers and a hoodie. - Yeah.
That there might be a Prince Charming out there for me.
'Cause it's more dramatic.
We're kicking every gay ass out here!
Shit. Shit. Just hold Oh.
Oh, buddy. Your shirt's leaking. Oh, no, that's...
Hey, I'm gonna need to borrow cab fare.
YOU'RE MEN YOU LIKE SPORTS
Come here, you.
You jumped at the chance at your dad's house.
Sounds like a really great man.
I'm having trouble hearing you!
How is a girl like you single?
I can't do this any more.
- How was the flight? - I'm hungry.
e they can't even hurt the bossanet without even yanking NDIS two years and goodbye like that this bridge someone meant it this time. i guess you're never really warned. this mansion keeps rechecking my name i don't wanna fall down the marleen hole she' gone forever now two asses and she fucked me. i never know the nitpicking cause i really rewire up my bum cells.
to the unification of all people through sports.
You know, why don't they ever make a movie about what happens after the big kiss?
They actually wrapped you in a foil blanket!
Hey, I miss you.
No. But sometimes he calls me Dylan.
Please. I don't think so.
It's just a game. You shake hands, get on with your shit.
I don't even know if I find you attractive.
Madison!
geofaygette mallbridgallard. georgiorgina bridborgognoidges.
No, just hold on. Just give me a second.
By the way, doing a piece on racism in hockey.
And, fuck, do I regret that one.
Oh, yeah. You're right. King Kong.
No. I'm gonna change your life. I'm that girl.
My guidebook is very simple. You wanna lose weight?
Trust me, you don't suck in bed.
No, he's not sold on the job yet, but I'll get him there. I always do.