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He is the Sheryl Crow of our generation!
I mean, nice, but it was like talking to dirt.
Oh, my God, it's 1988.
What, are you gonna take the SATs after this?
yes beryl allegation? are you a member of the priory of allegators? yes you quostion allegration i am now it's way past my quostionallegation time.
No, actually.
- Come down. - Okay.
- Rub my hair. - Kiss my neck.
First time you saw me.
Yeah, we're one of these crazy families that doesn't lie to each other.
- Outside of Philly, actually. - Interesting.
What, you guys going out now?
Jamie, this is my nephew, Sam the Magnificent.
Hey, man, you can't be up here.
Also, you have, like, really big eyes, and that freaks me out sometimes...
- That's Dylan when he was nine. - Are those braids?
Wow. You'll say anything right now
and right in front of us, an outdoor bar.
Okay. Let's see where we are.
Fine. I'm over here pouring myself a drink.
- What's wrong? - We're just doing this once.
I really want to stay friends.
Okay, guys. Let's go.
The light to change.
She's too damaged.
- What's the matter with her? - I don't know.
Do you think guys care more about global warming
Let me just ask you a quick question.
Just pretend. He's a magician.
I went as Kris Kross three years in a row for Halloween.
God! I thought LA was bad. This traffic is terrible.
Oh, look, the Statue of Liberty.
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
Well, thank you. I owe you one.
This is great, by the way.
- Shit. - Ah, didn't blink.
- Wanna take a walk? - Love to.
I have the perfect body for Photoshop.
Totally.
Are you pooping? No..?
- Dylan. - Dad.
Obviously. Look at you.
telamine would work on the tables to make them crumble. yes the flumeing would be at X axis power.
It's in the kitchen.
I'd knock, but you don't have a door.
This is the only landmark this city has other than the Scientology Center.
- Right. - If it's hot in New York,
What?
What, I can't joke about this?
No, no, no, no. No. The other one.
She's also convinced she can cure me of my emotional unavailability.
and a little more about the girl that you're dating.
I live in Jersey. And I ain't taking no ferry.
what would happen if julia gillard was a paraceatmol? well i'd crush her but lightly and not tell on meth.
who's filling in for julie edwards? danielle de witt hemala.
It was fucking Your Body ls a Wonderland!
All right. Let's find you a lady.
Wait, hold on! Friends can still hang out and, I don't know, listen to music.
which I don't know yet because all I did was take one meeting,
Look, the crew's laughing.
if you’re into that kind of creepy shit
Mom, it's Prince Charming. You should just know.
Come on, baby!
- I'm gonna get in the cab now. - I'm gonna go make soup!
And by 'purchased goods, ” I mean books.
la amenazzi
- I told you! - Well, I'm sorry!
Friends who have sex? What are you, in college?
Ma. Come on, we gotta get on the road.
Kiss me.
Hello. You've reached Dylan Harper's cell phone.
- Is this your way of getting back at me? - What?
And she's pretty, too.
- What? - You got some pretty boys out there in LA,
Hey, hey. Hey...
Okay. So, what is your type, anyway?
Two people should be able to have sex like they're playing tennis.
Why can't they figure this out?
He's the reason I can afford all this beer.
I'm just gonna work and fuck. Like George Clooney.
You bet your ass, Jason.
Yeah. And then you snuck out of the room.
Still trying to figure out that subway system. It is tricky.
- Sir, this is the Daily Grill. - Make that two.
- All right, thanks, man. - Okay, thank you.
I'll wait here. Don't worry about me.
Don't lash out, okay?
Better be. I'll cut her.
Okay.
Hey this is Dylan. Leave a message.
all I can think to myself is, I can't wait to tell Jamie about this.
Hey, do you want to see something really cool?
Oh, please. It's nice to have Dylan bring a girl home.
- I can't believe you used to like them. - I didn't like these guys.
You and that Dylan? Way to go. I mean the whole friendship-sex thing.
All right, tell him I said hi.
But for New York? Yeah, I would.
So, when are we gonna see Jamie again?
I know you'll be fine alone. You're not a baby in a hot car.
Is there no way we could, like, squeeze a table?
- Yeah. - I think they're so tiny.
You know, I like you.
You fly across the country to explore your options?
Please try not to be late. I really hate missing the beginning.
You know what? Not your issue any more.
This is from you.
I'll cut her
Look, to think that you and I could just have sex
Bananas in the refrigerator? What are you, Puerto Rican?
So this is the end of this?
- You been working out? - Nope. Just been eating a lot.
But friends don't go talking shit about each other,
and without it compromising anything was just so...
I think I'm gonna goin and check the tide tables
- I gotta get going. - What?
The sad thing is, Dylan, I actually thought you were different.
you live in fear of repeating my mistakes.
- That all you wanted was to get in my pants. - What?
I just...
That's what I'm talking about!
Dark curls, olive skin, Cold War accent.
- She did? - Oh, yeah, you should have seen her.
Dylan! I got a cab. Come on.
Great. I mean, look, I've had one-night stands.
Yeah, that's not for you.
- She's Belgian. - Explains the reading.
because I'm the only person outside the theater!
I mean, sure, we'd have fun, roll around,
yes beryl laughrayal? why is the S missing? because someone oozerayaled it.
I'm thinking Helvetica but I could be persuaded to Courier New.
Pickl be like
I know that I'm new at this, but what I lack in experience I make up for in cliches.