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Let's go.
Do these people get paid for this?
I want you to meet my parents.
We're looking for someone to lead the redesign of our entire website.
Well, look, there's no question that you are talented at what you do,
- How was your day? - It was okay.
Why would you keep bananas in the fridge?
the city's only real landmark.
It's not Third Eye Blind. Can you believe that?
- I know! Give me your pants. - What?
- What do you mean? - Sleeping together.
- A little more... Whoa, too far! - Sorry.
I keep my socks on. Intimacy issues.
Totally kidding, by the way. Just an old friend of mine.
Who would've thought Third Eye Blind could be so prophetic?
but this time it's actually in my apartment.
Who is Dede?
What do you mean you have a fear of heights?
Did your boobs get bigger? Mom, I'm over here.
Come on!
The bedroom has better light.
Of course I'm coming.
- Oh, my butt. - Really?
- Chinese fire drill. - Okay. Go!
Let's have sex like we're playing tennis.
after they play tennis.
I'm supposed to meet up with Jamie.
it's 90 degrees, it's like 100,000 degrees.
So you guys have known each other for a while?
That never works, bro.
Hi, you've reached Jamie Rellis. I can't pick up the phone right now
Maybe she'll listen. There's always a way.
Oh, my God, I just called him Jason.
- Come with me to LA. - What?
How's your boy Parker? Still staring at trees?
No, no.
Yeah. Yeah, that works.
And thank you for ruining my mountaintop
You guys use the same leave-in conditioner.
If you tell anyone about this, I will rip your ears off
I'm sorry.
The engineering on these planes is so advanced.
And then we're gonna sing. We're gonna...
I don't understand.
And I know you've heard a million times, life is short.
Because we don't like each other like that.
- We're friends, let's stay friends. - Yes. Yes, this, I don't wanna lose this.
before I break his fucking skull?
- They're still breasts. - Thanks.
I thought you weren't on call today.
It's not who you want to spend Friday night with,
I miss you guys, but I'm good.
BACKSTREET BOYS!!!
- Like a fish... - Yeah, I get it, Tommy.
What's going on in there?
Jamie!
But he's very visual, thank God.
Where is she, anyway?
- Choir. - What?
He's got ears like an elephant.
I mean, I'm the only friend you have in New York.
they could get rid of a pilot and use his salary for a hot lunch.
Well, at least let me drive you to the airport.
New York's so crowded.
Thank you for doing this before the concert, by the way.
- Oh, you poor kid. - I'm not proud of it.
- Yeah. Hey. - Hi.
you happy now you pressed the help button and saw what happened? oh you're very naughty don't do it again! you hear that? you've been warned. oh ok now i don't wanna go home yet! oh just for a little while just this once? oh but i don't wanna feel overexausted and felt i haven't brought anything. faye.
You know what? I will come out.
Yeah, he is.
- You did just then, though. - This does not count. I'm not in the moment.
- What the hell are we doing? - I don't know.
so he wants to set you up with his brother.
because otherwise I don't get my bonus.
- See if I still have game. - Okay.
Thank you. That's enough.
So, my door is always open.
I haven't seen you this dumb since you got that candy corn tattoo.
I'm not taking that thing on the subway. I don't wanna get rolled.
To tel/ you that
Your lips. Yeah. I thought you might be a good kisser.
I'm whispering in the ear of a dead man.
That's really... That's enough of the tennis.
Hey.
I'm even picking him up in a hybrid.
I mean like a real girl. Not a friend.
Wow, you grew up here?
How'd you know I was up here?
- Why am I still having this conversation? - Because I'm right.
- It's kind of funny. - It's kind of funny.
is that life is goddamn short and you can't waste a minute of it.
Yeah, bro. You're gay.
No emotions.
Yeah. Well, it's my job.
Dunkin-My- Tits-Hynes. Com.
- You made it. - Sorry I'm late.
It's a huge move.
Okay, let's go boy, girl, boy...
So, thank you again. I'm sorry I gotta go.
- Hey. - You made it.
- You liked her enough to have sex with her. - It's just physical.
- What is this? - It's a flash mob.
I really have to stop buying into this bullshit Hollywood cliché of true love.
He's from LA. I figured he's into all that bullshit.
- We're just friends. - Oh, no, I know.
I was conned by some headhunter.
Shut up.
- All right, man! - Look at you!
than the someone who's doing the sweeping.
I'll make sure he brushes his teeth, and you, don't believe anything she says.
Whatever happens, we stay friends.
Taking something so pure and commercializing it?
You pulled my robe off. Oopsy. Remember?
my girlfriend With me
- This is a good one. - So...
Just hang on, baby.
Maybe you should care a little bit less about work
Do you know how many men in my life I thought were really perfect?
- I didn't know you had a tattoo. - Yeah.
Me to my friend
Oh, hey! Are you done with this? All met up?
Just say hello to her for me, will you?
I could put up a video of me mixing cake batter with my boobs
Oh, no, not that one. The one on top.
Thank you. Thank you for everything.
Something came up. Let's meet tomorrow.