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Right. Friends.
Got that? Cotton swabs.
you must know that you and Connie do not belong together.
And I certainly won't let you beat my son with it.
Sucker!
[music playing]
Fat white lump!
My mind went right to poop.
$300 buy a lot of fake vomit for comedy act.
[groans]
That is the future!
Hey, we're listening to him. He must be doing something right.
[sobbing]
No. I picked your Dad because even though we very different...
I never think he good enough for my girl!
You are destined for something less. Maybe retail.
Is there aiy coicrete evideice that Hawaii actually exists,,,,
If we don't hold hands soon, I'm gonna lose it!
[piano playing]
So I have been forced to sell the station to Mexican interests.
Connie, I didn't just call you over here because check-out's at 1 1 :00.
You and I may have many differences. But we do have one thing in common.
Oh.
you could become governor and then president someday.