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Now, this is a strange bank.
We're going to steal Frank's rape van because driving around
Why is someone trying to ruin my life
What are your talking about? What the hell am I?
You think I was born yesterday?
Were getting plowed in the ass By the oil and gas companies with their ten gallon hats and their rotten ass-plowing hearts
I got Dee to admit to things she never did!
We're going to put the frame on him.
Oh, goddamn it! What the hell, man?!
Gonna take some pictures
Now, Dennis, you take that confession to the police, use
Now this is a strange blog
You sit there looking crazy and capable of anything.
- What are you doing, hmm? - I'm pulling a wild card here, man, so...
All right, guys, I think it's time we cut our losses and go back
- Now, hit it. Oh, God... - What are you trying to do?
Well, I feel like you got to at least talk with a Southern accent, man.
- Is it? - Yes.
What message are you trying to send with that?
- Goddamn it, look, okay, so... - Why don't you decide?
Charlie, the plan is simple, okay?
yes alida allonk? what do you want? i want to do some howpering in hacketts gully.
So, check it out. Man, I got a new plan.
Well, because, you know, electricity's so expensive, man.
all this bomb-making shit and they'll arrest his money-stealing ass.
We don't want to call the cops.
No, we just got to figure out a way to get this gas back to
You were never going to get it anyway.
You know what, bro, actually we're going to be done
Oh, yeah?! Back off!
Pow!
No.
Well, to be perfectly honest, we sort of thought we'd
nah, we're just a couple of oil me in from dallas!
- Totally right, dude. - Great. On to the matter at hand.
Let me do my thing. Let me do the seducing.
- Oh, I did. I burned him. - Really?
Hole number 17, 338 yards, dogleg left.
Hells, yeah! We want to feel you up, if'n you were so inclined as to let us.