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- Wobble it? - Yeah, wobble it back and forth.
- escalating the plot to kill us. - Dennis, help me!
Goddamn it!
- calculate the totals. - Oh, it's easy, dude.
we can talk to your boss because I think he would understand more better?
- Well, hell, yeah. - Oh, my God, I just realized something.
HOW EXACTLY ARE YOU PLANNING ON COUNTING A LIQUID?
- Yes, that's a rule. - Oh, yeah?!
I pass! I pass! Because you were planning on killing me.
- My sock drawer. - Yeah.
Capitalism at work.
You're blinding me!
- Your dick. - No, no, not his dick. His wallet.
No, dude, just let Dennis do his thing, okay?
of yours; you got to get that gas pedal fixed, man.
And I count how much gas is going into the car.
A lot of people are bugging their babies these days.
- Don't rush me. - Don't rush him.
- Seriously?! - Abort! Abort!
Door-to-door gasoline salesmen. Oh, my God, that's amazing.
have customers to have a working business, right?
All right, admit it, that Muslim guy was gonna rub me out,
Why would we need disguises, Charlie?
- Dennis, you gotta look at this. - What is this?
What are you talking about?
- Super-pass, berpass... - How do you super-pass on something like this...
I'd better look in a mirror 'cause I don't know what I'm
- Charlie, the lighter, please. - What the hell... No, no, no.
You're about to experience the hard knocks of a free market, *****
we're itching like a hound to give you a-something you want.