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He considers her to be the world's second most important person.
...and can do a lot of stuff.
Just the highlights.
I'll be dead in 20 minutes, tops.
No, no. Don't answer so fast.
There. There.
I'm gonna go check and make sure everything's okay.
It's a security protocol I implemented. I knew you wouldn't understand.
This is great. Look at this.
Gibson!
Easy.
Never even have to know.
I wanted to wait up for you.
I'm right behind you, Dad.
Not you guys. Just us pilots.
- At least know somebody who has one? - I get your point.
I love you.
I have the syncording that proves you're a clone.
Can I help you?
Why do you say that?
Not to you? You want her crying all night because her dog died?
Let's be friends.
I can help you at the clinic. If you stay here, there's nothing I can do.
Everything's normal, Mr. Drucker, but we'll stay alert.
The bastard faked his own syncording.
You'll tell me where Adam Gibson is.
Cooperate and everything will be fine.
Take her to your mother's...
Move! Clear the way!
Your shaving cut?
I'm very sorry, sir.
Shit, Oliver! Why'd you have to die?
I hate clones.
Hello, Adam. Would you like a beer?
Does Drucker know you're talking about killing innocent people?
Which is impossible, considering it's a childhood disease...
Get the doll.
It's the natural process of life.
- Thank God. - What? More fundamentalists?
There you are.
I can still save you, Adam.
Two of him, but you see what I mean.
You had her cloned?
Bastards. I knew it.
You! Up top!
Kind of takes the fun out of being alive, doesn't it?
Please don't drink and drive.
...you may overhear Mr. Drucker's phone calls.
Open your eyes.
When I said you should screw yourself...
But what better place, right?
Technically, this could be committing suicide.
Go to sleep.
I have a little something for you.
Unless her pseudomonas infection clears up...
- That's not what I would have done. - What would you have done?
Let's test the remote. Keep up.
That's not only illegal, we're years from the technology to do it.
...where the bones are buried- He won't even know he's a clone.
Sorry about this.
All right, enough philosophy.
No charge. Thank you very much.
Your snowboard's behind your seat.
...I want you to start singing really loud, " Happy Birthday. "
- Thank you for reporting a felony. - Come on.
Well, you cloned the wrong man.
...but the research that would have saved their son wasn't done...
Did you have to hit me that hard?
But I think you are.
Keep talking.
Over here.
This is Johnny Phoenix for the XFL...
I love you.
...whose parents love him just as much...
I love this card. Beautiful.
...with zero defects, guaranteed. Thanks to RePet.
Not again.
Excuse me, do you know how to turn this off?
Drucker isn't dead. It would be all over the news.
Darling, you're still awake.
Those were brand-new boots!
Move! Clear the way!