HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Okay, orange slices.
With half-hour shifts to watch with him.
Can you just--
- Pam. - Mm. Hey.
Do you think he's an angel? I don't think so.
- That's hilarious. - That's awesome.
I am so into the institution of marriage.
- This is essentially... - Unless we're unplugged.
[beeping] like a grownup.
- Sorry about that. - So embarrassing.
Work multiple jobs, so... We have a place.
Follow my finger. Okay? See?
Well, I have an alternative.
And those names are ember, milky way, diane, and lumpy.
♪ bum bum bum bum ♪
To disseminate important information in an efficient way?
Enjoy the game better if I know the coach loves his wife.
And you know who does that? James freakin' bond.
Because I know that I absolutely
- Oh, yeah-- - gaah!
But as far as the rest of the office goes,
Real sports with bryant gumbel.
Shane: It's all right, all right, just keep it going!
I will do legal jujitsu on you.
Hey! [applause]
Yes.
I am what i am, and I want what i want
I'm sure you got my email about the printer fires.
Make a random sound effect, okay?
Using a mediator.
Angela: Well, it better work. Dwight: Oh, it'll work.
It was right under his nose. I had to tell him!
But not in your bed. It's lumpy.
Yeah.
Okay. Well...That's random.
Let's go check it out. I have work to do.
And if I had a gun with two bullets
Well, it does and it doesn't.
With two arms, two legs, and no heart.
You gotta really not care what people think about you.
It's disgusting! How do we know this?
How rare that is in nature?
When you said, " I read a book about anthropology."
That is something I would never do.