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The moment you realise your about to have a dick in your mouth sucking on it!!!
- Oh, God! - Give me the fuckin' name!
but in the end we fucked it all up.
- Yes. Don't worry. - All right. Thanks.
That moment when you find out you are sucking his dick
Why not make him happy?
You wanted to go on TV.
In 10 mins get off the phone and check on rosebud
How the fuck can you grin?
When you don't yet realise there's about to be s dick in your mouth...
- There's nothing I can do. - Half... I'm coming down.
From now on, I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.
When you realise a little to late you should have never flirted with a mobster!!!
I mean, she threw herself at you, right?
- It's kickback city. - Have a good night.
I had special police frequency radios, F.B.I. De-scramblers, cameras that see in the dark.
The moment you find out you will be sucking dick
Hey! Hey! You motherfucker, you!
That look on your face as he leads you away to suck his dick and you don't know it yet
I'm going to the F.B.I.! I will go to the police!
- Hi, Melissa, Heidi. - Hi, Sam.
He's on all night, screamin' about how he's gonna take his lawsuit to the Supreme Court.
But I knew the trick with whales like Ichikawa...
Everybody in there, Hello. Everybody here!
You’re a good actress you know that
- You understand? Put her on the fuckin' phone.
Give yourself a hand, right across your fuckin' mouth.
You all right?
If the cops come
It's a tough proposition, Andy.
and use his head to open the door.
Fuck you Yo
And he's probably got it there too.
They were 1,500 miles away, and I don't know anybody who can see that far.
It's routine. Business as usual: In, out, hello, good-bye.
When the only thing you are going to be doing is sicking his dick
Season after season...
I am calm! If he calms down...
You got some money with your dodgy bitch!. Yeah you got some money with you and I'm gonna kick the sun bitches ass. Backup!
It was just for a little while, Sam. The baby-sitter wasn't there.
Take care. Thank you.
- Where'd you go? - To the Riviera.
Anywhere else in the country I was a bookie, a gambler...
- Hello, Mrs. Rothstein. How are you? - Hi.
They wanted him because Ace ate, slept and breathed gambling.
Any incarceration could pose a serious health risk.
- Just do it. - Fine.
So why did he have to do that, huh?
That moment when it sucks to be you
That moment when you are about to be sucking his dick you realize that you should have never got into his car
Ace saw Vegas one way...
I need a new sponsor.
With over a million in cash and jewels...
You know, I don't know what it is, Sammy, but the more I talk to you...
When you care
I know. That's why I'm asking.
I'm in this to make money, not to lose money.
He wasn't Italian. As far as they knew, he could have talked.
Copland "Apalachin Sprint"
Freak you, Toby Weissman! Freak you!
Jungle Fever (1991)
"Fuck him. Take him for everything he's got. "
Wanna do me a favor? Take your feet off the table and put your shoes back on.
That moment when you realise you will be sucking his dick
That moment when you'll soon find out you're going to be sucking his dick
Get my money, or I'll put your brain to sleep.
What do you think we're gonna do? He's probably got guys outside the fuckin' house!
She's still eight pounds over.
Get This through your head.... Get this through your head, you Jew lizzie McGuire you!
This all sounds pretty gay.
- What people? - What people? What'd you think, I wasn't gonna find out?
Old Men in Sweats! TM
You add this into the mix...
That moment when you are sucking a dick
The cops shot Blue...
When the bosses were arrested, some of them were so old...
Look at that.. it's full.. Look at this. There's nothing.
Detroit, Cleveland, Milwaukee...
I told you this was fuckin' dangerous.
I mean, you're my wife, for Christ's sakes.
Oh, no! No! No!
I will let him off tuddy probation
and use his head to open the fucking door.
# Break a little #
- 25,000 for clothes and a watch? - Mm-hmm.
Okay, I'll tell him.
But the bosses never believed in leeway...
I mean, nobody even knew it.
I know he did. That's for sure.
.
We Are, Of Course! After all, We're Not Babies
- No! No! - Get down there! Take it easy!
# And I am once again with you #
When the only secret is you're about to be sucking a dick
That moment when you are going to be sucking dick and dont know
# And now my consolation #
When he kisses your hand but you'll be sucking his dick...
That moment when you finally realize you will be sucking his dick
That moment when he's desired you will be sucking his dick
25 years to life in prison just for skimmin' a casino...
I'm the guy in the trenches.
I want you to exit this guy off the premises...
Would you believe that such a thing could happen?
That moment when you're smiling as he leads you way to suxk his dick and everone knows but you
That means either he was in on it or he was too dumb to see what was going on. Either way, I cannot have a man like that workin' here
That moment before you find out you will be sucking his dick
Freak you, Michael Kragh! Freak you!
One night he had to belt a guy three times...
But it's in the desert where lots of the town's problems are solved.
You Jew motherfucker, you!
Well, you might as well get something out of it.
The smile you have as he leads you away to suck his dick and everyone knows it but you
Mama, that man's here again.
you son of a bitch. You son of a...
But what they didn't know, what nobody outside the factory knew...
- # Give a little # - Yes, you're way up on top now.
That moment you find out you are sucking his dick
- You're tougher to get than the president. - Well, I've been busy.
It should've been so sweet too.
All right.
Whoever it was, they put the dynamite under the passenger side.
That moment when you find out you are sucking his dick
The moment you will be sucking a dick
How the fuck does that help?
- told my friend to stick it up his fuckin' ass?
What are you looking at? Fuck off!
She didn't know where to turn. She's trying to save your marriage.
# Never will I know happiness #
School Dance [2014]
When he's walking to his car to suck his dick and don't know it yet
- Let me think about that. - Okay.
We got him back with a whole floor of rooms to himself.
Oh. Fucked Up Sally Just getting it together just starting to make his move.
The moment you realize you are sucking his dick
All of a sudden you’re the leg that doesn’t lift, Did you tell her about your little role in that situation?
I'm gonna call you back in an hour at this number...
And it would be great...
It was never a partnership.
That moment when you discovery you are going to be sucking his dick
Here's a beeper.
When your about to be sucking a dick!!!
Freak you, Ryan Lower! Freak you!
But my greatest pleasure was watching my wife, Ginger, work the room.
When everone knows but your that you are going to be sucking his dick
Old David is as useless as tits on a boar
When you realise his dick is going in your mouth
I was just trying to help him.
And little did anybody know where this would lead.
Walk, walk, walk. What'd you say?
Bullshit. I ain't goin' anywhere with you.
- Don't be scared. - I need some help. I do.
So once she signs those papers, she'll be the only person...
Ace Rothstein was a hell of a handicapper, I can tell you that.
until his own lawyers and friends urged him to leave.
Walk away? Andy, you can't be serious. How can I walk away? Don't you see what's at stake?
Bullshit! Bullshit!
An equal amount of blueberries in each mimosa!
When the smile you have says I'll suck your dick but don't yet know it...
She has the keys. It's still in both your names.
just to save his kid and give them all up.
I believe he was fair, and I'm delighted with the decision.
- Thank you for your time. - No problem.
The state law says that you can work in a casino...
So are you with me on this?
When the only thing you are going to be doimg is sicking his dick
- Frankie! - No more! You see? Watch!
# Tell me why #
- There's no flaws. - I'm doing this for 25 years.
Wanna do me a favor? Take your feet off the table and put your shoes back on.
# I ain't got a home I got a phone ##
Ward, you've got to keep a cleaner space.
against Tangiers Corporation and its president, Phil Green.
- Sam, we got a problem. - What is it?
That moment when you will soon be sucking a dick
- Is that what you want? - Yeah.
Motherfucker.
Just stop everything!
When he walks you to his car thinking you're going for a ride in reality you'll be sucking a dick
Maybe just Vegas got to all of us.
The smile you have on your face as you leads you away to suck his dick and you'll soon find out
Me saying hi to Anthony every morning
And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again.
# Hey, hey, hey That's what I say #
Look at this. Beautiful!
I gave you money to pay the fuckin' rent...
Pay attention to me.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Great, and I have something for you. You got me covered?
When you're getting into his car to suck his dick and dont know it
That moment when you are about to find out you will be sucking a dick
Do you think if I came back...
I go... Listen, I just can't fuckin' take it.
best liked and most respected hustlers in town.
Bye.
- This woman's an institution. - That's the problem. She's lazy.
because it wasn't that easy for him to get around.
- Help, Daddy! - Amy!
And why mess up a good thing?
and keep them coming back.
Beautiful, you got a beautiful swing.
That moment when you are the one who will soon be sucking a dick
You wanna marry me?
You're a lucky man, Mr. Rothstein.
He plays fast and big and he has the cash and the credit...
It got to the point where they couldn't talk in the Gold Rush anymore...
That momemt when you are about to get in his car and suck his dick
- Look what you did to this fuckin' guy? - What?
Fuckers. Take it but don’t give it back.
Here's a fuckin' guy kills two of Remo's guys...
I don't want to do it anymore. Where's Amy?
No matter how many novenas you could make...
Our first guest this evening...
- I just told you she called me. - What'd she want?
When he kisses your hand and you will be sucking his dick
And if you'll think about our little problem along them lines...
I'm going to drive your fucking car through the living room!
- Is that what you did? Tell him to go fuck himself?
That moment when your friend knows you will be sucking his dick
If Motts calm, I will let jk
Why should I fuckin' take it? That wasn't the deal.
If a phone's tapped, the Feds can only listen in on the stuff involving crimes.
Don't look at me pal, I gotta live with her.
- All right, we're clear. - There's more.
Meeting in the middle of the desert always made me nervous.
She was upset about a lot of things, especially that whole fuckin' Lester Diamond incident.
When you are about to be sucking his dick
That moment when you don't yet realise you're going to be sucking his dick...
I'm in a restaurant, it's embarrassing.
Fuckin' bosses think it's a fuckin' free lunch out here.
They don't like any fucking around with the other guys' wives.
What the fuck...
That moment when you realize you will be sucking his dick
He's a Bearglove Judy. A Motherfucker Skits on Sammy Sally Handler my ass!
Not like your fuckin' friends out there that... without brains.
And you can always tell a great kitchen like ours because of the milk-fed veal.
except for her old pimp boyfriend, Lester Diamond.
- This is fuckin' bullshit! This is bullshit! - Get your bag! Let's go!
I never trusted him. They trust that scumbag. I don't.
Me saying hi to Anthony every morning.
Me, that's why the bosses sent me out here.
That moment when you realize you will be sucking his dick
When you realise a little to late your going to suck his dick
When it looked like they could get...
You haven't been straight with me ever since I met you!
No, no, no, no!
Don't look at me pal, I gotta live with her!
- Take it easy. I'll do it. - Okay.
It's a pity we have such hypocrisy. Some people do what they want.
Listen... Ginger...
That moment when you realize the only thing you will be doing is sucking his dick
Where the hell did you learn how to deal?
That moment when your lipstick is about to be smeared all over his dick
of Tangiers executive Sam Rothstein's application...
An equal amount of blueberries in each muffin!
It's usually from 11:00 in the morning 'til 1:00 in the afternoon.
And somehow she could never turn him down.
I mean, that's what got him to Vegas.
Hey. Go back inside! This is none of your business!
That moment when you will be sucking his dick
- I had a salad. - What did Jennifer have?
So I started gettin' everybody in line.
Come on, come on. You're a toughie. You can take this.
We're kind of happy about that.
Cause I'm fucking stupid
When you realise his dick is going in your mouth...
@PoorlyMadeEMSMemes
- Somebody don't like it, fuck 'em. - It's up to you.
it was all worth it.
That moment when you are going to be sucking a dick
I couldn't believe this shit. Piscano's expense reports took the cake.
Come with me now. Come with me now.
When she's about to suck your dick and doesn't know it..
- No, of course not. - You mean, I have your permission?
That moment you realise that you should have listened to the showgirls
That moment when you finally realize you are going to be sucking his dick
Call security.
- It's under 25,000? - Yeah.
tucked in a bank in Vegas, only for Ginger, she was secure and happy.
He bet like a fuckin' brain surgeon.
- Ronnie and Billy will tell you exactly what happened. - Back home that looks bad.
This stuff was all mine. I didn't send any of this back home.
That moment when he's kissing your hand and you will be sucking his dick
I need a nee sponsor.
Even the codes didn't work. So we figured out another act.
At the most, which is impossible, for him.
That moment when you are going to be sucking a dick