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I'm getting married!
but a mind that can reconceptualize time
that would help me conceptualize the dimensions in string theory?
but you were worried you'd spend too much time in it. Yeah.
Seriously? What the hell?
to come to the bachelorette party.
Well, of course I'm worried about you--
is typically a hedonistic blowout
Guys?
(whooping)
I do, but I can't hand it right to you--
It's when you take a drink out of a stranger's belly button. Ew.
You do?
It is.
See, that's the strange thing.
Yeah, instead of oiled-up strippers and sex toys,
You really need a girlfriend.
And I want you to be safe.
I will be. I'll have my friends with me.
Hey, we can make bad decisions. Yeah.
and pack me a sack lunch.
Okay, now, I promised Sheldon
Oh.
But maybe you could drop me at the bottom of the mountain.
This guy, this guy's brilliant.
That's great, everyone's got weekend plans.
and I saw some shirtless men.
if I wasn't who you thought I was?
When I said you should make a playlist for the road trip,
Well, let me show you around.
Nicholas is going to take his clothes off?
Most years.
I am a grown man-- I don't need somebody to chaperone me.
(door shuts)
Just making a joke.
Yeah, what happened to the good old days
No reason. Have fun.