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becoming at once tiny and giant,
I very hope it's acceptable.
if it helped bring down Queeth.
* *
Walk.
[dark ominous music]
[sobbing]
[cocks gun] She's dead.
Vicki, Vicki, Vicki, Vicki!
* *
- But Vicki's already doing that.
flicking, groping, asking...
No, Checkers, would you say this is 7:00?
- I just--you know, I always wanted to make you proud.
How you gave it up without a fight.
And I'm happy that you've realized that.
[in Russian accent] - Sorry.
Running scared.
an alternate plan to plan A,
- Barrett is a good man who is kind and decent
- No deal. - Fuck!
[guns cocking]
- [whimpers] - Hang on. BRB.
microns per million.
- * MacGruber *
But they mistook my words as an accusation
And I'm so sorry for letting you down.
- I'm sorry, Mac.
- And then there were two.
- Maybe we just stand down.
I mean, I was literally about to say,
and tongue dancing with mine...
- You don't do any of those things.
And you dumb pieces of shit had no idea.
They got a whirlybird.
- [snoring]
Probably tonight.
* *
- After everything that you've done for our country,
[safe beeping]
as complete and utter insubordination.
Kissing him and imagining your perfect lips
* *
[crying] Checkers!
missing, um, s--
- I couldn't let you do that.
* *