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- Checks out.
- She was.
remembering every wrinkle and pimple on yours.
* And when you cross the train tracks *
I'll jack you off.
* *
- [sobbing]
- MacGruber, can I get real with you?
- Keep it down back there.
Hello, Father.
- And I'm whole again.
You're not my property.
- What?
I copy. [clears throat]
* Going straight, straight, straight *
Sitting in prison, scared, lonely,
- Checkers, don't confuse her!
- Use a lot of cabinets for my...
to go with plan B.
[both screaming] - Oh, fuck!
everything they need to destroy the fucking world!
Vicki, Vicki, Vicki, Vicki!
- I've been such a fan of yours since Oslo.
- MacGruber, what are you doing?
[foreboding musical sting]
* *
So, like, 7:00-ish and maybe 12 feet.
Turn yourself in.
- Then why won't you let me do this?
Yeah, we fucking pwned you so hard.
- What happens when she destroys Brimstone?
No, I'm not gonna do this anymore.
Vicki, I am so sorry about him.
- That's exactly what happened.
- I have to do something!
Vicki, come in!
- Yeah, and now millions of people are gonna die
We'll get through this together.