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Yay. Open the door.
It's very thorough.
On what grounds?
Jake, I've dated a lot of men in the last 20 years.
you decided to become a cop and protect everyone.
- Aah. - Aah.
- blue. - I'm not hungry.
"Just a straight line." Come on!
that I spilled "fuh" on the cam?
but he really has changed.
I don't understand those things.
My dad was a prisoner of war in Korea,
Adults don't care about their birthdays.
Okay.
- everything that he's done. - What did he do, Jake?
You have the right to remain silent.
He's headed toward the restaurant!
I know Morse code!
I'm not gonna mispronounce it.
What? I...
You do you, Boyle.
Someone's in here!
did you have a nose ring in high school?
It sure does, and it's so delicious.
It's not like I'm dying to tell anyone I saw your...
And I know he has been a selfish jerk,
Second chance?
Red wine over ice.
That's my penis?
Bonnie who wears a wig?
Um...
Just like Diane Keaton, or so she always says.
he flew in on his day off just to bring me soup.
Listen.
and I need these field tests to go well.
I saw your weird dad butt,
Bonnie who wears a wig?
really wants to talk about this, Jake.
Is walking really so hard for you?
I know this isn't the best time,
We're going to Long Island City and we will bond meaningfully,
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout
and that is a direct order.
What?
fart-dumb, moron parade, smart-ass team!
Do you think Sarge is gonna be mad
Look, all right, you know what?
Can we please have our questions back?
I'm dating my son of a bitch ex-husband.
Okay, we have maps, a pantry, beds, a desk.
I mean, deaf people, they're the real talents.
I just wanted you to text me Mb dad joke every six months.
Um, right, why would you be?
and feast your eyes on what I hold in this hand:
aside from humping it up with ladies.
"Escape the Room" team-building exercise?
4K, baby!
Also, no one's gonna see it on that little TV.
And the military...
But it was really nice.
I'd rather get shot.
You have the right to an attorney.
No, you're not.
I think we all clearly saw where Mr. Tran threw the drugs
Sorry. I've been a little busy trying to solve the puzzle
I don't want to hurt your mother.
- I don't know. - Time.
Please back that tape up.
I wished that you would leave.
Unique New York.
What a waste of time.
I'm dating my son of a bitch ex-husband.
you really showed me what a selfish jerk I was.
I wouldn't say I'm very good.
Oh, no. Crap!
"She's Fallen For 20 Nigerian Scams?"
Now just blow out your candles.
that will prevent the apocalypse
- See anything, Sarge? - Not yet.
And also, remember your turtle, Graham Crackers?
I oughta throw up in your face.
What?
- Mom, seriously, the fire? - It's fine.
how my dad left us and ruined our lives,
I wanted to surprise you.
Yeah, well I am surprised that you know it's my birthday.