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Um...
You're the reason that all of this is happening.
You're damn right it will,
You know, I'm probably remembering
Thank you.
No. So, yeah, big time it's held me back.
Said something about "being the worst."
Oh.
Dad had sex with my turtle?
Well...
and I could only talk to him...
and I ran out of stuff from the binder,
Oh, I just spilled soup on the cam!
He's evil!
There's only one way I'm gonna get my dad alone.
If you screw this up and hurt her in any way,
- I don't know. - Time.
You're right, Sarge. Thank you.
Just gonna check my email up high.
A naked fool.
Well, maybe we should just reschedule.
On a stakeout with Rosa and Terry.
and prove the value of body cams.
Yeah, well, I did, and I never told Mom about it,
It's just the same that it's always been.
and he says they're all in the past.
and ride that wave till bath time.
Body cams are important,
Sorry.
It sure does, and it's so delicious.
No, I do not got this, Terry!
I can't believe you knew about Sheila.
Yeah, well, I did, and I never told Mom about it,
I'd love that, son.
Why do you have soup on a stakeout?
Seriously, it's gonna be fine.
Maybe that son of a bitch wants his picture drawn!
Oh.
She's too trusting for her own good.
- No. - Uh-oh.
Whoa.
They were in our car in the garage having sex.
I know it sucks that I did that, but think about how I feel.
You know, I'm probably remembering
I never told her about it
Oh, my God.
Well, are we having sex in car in a garage right now?
really wants to talk about this, Jake.
Man, I feel stupid.
And also, remember your turtle, Graham Crackers?
No, no, no.
you really showed me what a selfish jerk I was.
No new messages.
I just wanted you to text me Mb dad joke every six months.
Okay, a little harder to control than I thought.
Right.
Oh, that's a cool thought,
I'm sure she knows what she's doing.
humping it up in the back of our car.
Well, well, well.
Oh, dear God.
You're both strong, accomplished women
You have three hours to find the four keys
Jake, I've dated a lot of men in the last 20 years.
We are going to long island city and we will bond meaningfully And that is a direct order
And it took half our time just to find this one
It's good enough for me.
400? Oh, my God.
No, I'm not!
I'd rather get shot.