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Tell her you're plugged up and you need a laxative.
Okay, great.
It's like your stupid babies all over again.
Ow!
- I... I didn't... - No, no, no.
Listen.
I love her.
and I saw her aquamarine leotard bunched up around her ankles!
Well, maybe we should just reschedule.
Gather around, glorious turd monsters,
I will throw you in jail for the rest of your life,
Please back that tape up.
And not celebrate your birthday properly?
It's just a line, right?
I-I think it was just all cheese.
I wanted to surprise you.
as someone wearing a scarf.
She's very good at lip reading.
your father and I are, uh,
Hey, by the way, Amy was really nervous to meet you,
Oh...
Yeah.
Should we do it again next week, sir?
the basketball teams were the Mustangs and Stallions.
You didn't save my number?
Oh!
but I clearly made everything worse.
This is Body Cam Charles.
Why are you so obsessed with these things?
in the trash right before he was apprehended.
and under the testicles, there's a bag of cocaine.
Look, I worked hard to get us included in that pilot program.
Great news.
Nice job.
Well, that's what you said about Carla, and I ignored it,
Um...
it and talk about a third friend behind their back.
for one minute, Hitchcock?
Well, that's what you said about Carla, and I ignored it,
I'd just sing "Itsy Bitsy Spider" flawlessly
That's how I found out.
Nothing. You know, just, like
It was this weird, Canadian soup. I think it was just all cheese.
Nothing. You know, just, like
Amy and I are going to my mom's house for my birthday.
You broke the TV.
Do you think Sarge is gonna be mad
Amy and I are going to my mom's house for my birthday.
Where is Jane Seymour now, anyway?
That's enough!
a lot more nakedness than there actually was.
Be warned, a lot of them turned out to be drug addicts,
No!
No. I would hate that.
Wow, that's... that's so interesting.
Sometimes I think you got so good at it,
Damn it, I shouldn't have said it out loud.
So no Jake, no Amy, no Charles, no Rosa, no Terry.
Oh.
Oh, must be your birthday surprise.
I don't know...
Are those her dental records?
Don't tell anyone.
'cause we're a ragtag, scrappity,
I just talked to our perp's attorney.
and I do have one question:
Try turning it to...
Ah.
He left very suddenly.
what I'm charades-ing down at you?
What is going on here? Why is my dad dating my mom?
Your time starts now.
and then I'd ask her one question:
It's good enough for me.
how beautiful some front doors are.