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your father and I are, uh,
- Rosa? - Charles.
I mean, I've only had sex with, like, 400 women.
Dad had sex with my turtle?
Yeah, but I didn't want this.
that the ladies across the street are lesbians?
'cause I didn't want to crush her heart, but...
so don't judge her too harshly for all the weird singing.
I've never solved one.
I'm gonna go take my position.
Well, are we having sex in car in a garage right now?
And that's three.
Oh, dear God.
Fortunately, our detectives were equipped with body cams.
Just decode the message.
Are you seriously not getting
I barely know her.
and I saw her aquamarine leotard bunched up around her ankles!
Someone's in here!
Not the whole thing. Okay.
I forgot to send the invitations.
Favorite topics of conversation?
Whoa.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hey, buddy.
I think she's really great.
Ow!
I'll just close my eyes.
I was gonna eat those peaches anyway.
You have been protecting me since you were a kid.
I'd just sing "Itsy Bitsy Spider" flawlessly
You think I'm way more sexually active than I am.
Not while you're rolling.
They were in our car in the garage having sex.
seeing each other again.
You have the right to remain silent.
Before we do anything else, are your body cams turned on?
just to change the damn channel.
in case anybody watches the footage, capisce?
I mean, she's no Jane Seymour.
Now, friends, eat my space dust.
Hey.
Tell her you're plugged up and you need a laxative.
Hi.
"Escape the Room" team-building exercise?
Oh, no.
I'm dropping the Sheila bomb.
Fast, uh, fast... "Fast and Furious"?
Think I'm getting the hang of it.
What is happening with your voice?
play charades, and then talk for half an hour
You have three hours to find the four keys
I can't believe you knew about Sheila.
What? I'm not gonna say that.
The future of movement is now!
I knew about that.
Yes. Maybe we could talk about
Fine, I won't, provided you leave right now.
How did I not know any of this stuff?
Oh, Captain, how could you?
She's gonna totally love you.
I stand corrected.
Oh...
Did you wear this hat in high school?
Look, man, no one's ever gonna see that footage.
I love her.
What are you doing, Mom?