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You have to tell my mom that you need to
And we did it together because we're a team.
I'll just take in this gorgeous front door of yours.
Okay, there we go. Whoo!
That's a very specific sexual hang-up.
Right.
of how does one man chew so loud with just one mouth?
One, two, three, four.
Yeah.
Got him.
I took a Toastmasters class to prepare for tonight.
Just like Diane Keaton, or so she always says.
Look, all right, you know what?
You follow. I'll cover the back alley!
You know what I see? A naked hero.
- No. - Uh-oh.
- everything that he's done. - What did he do, Jake?
Look, I talked to Mom, and I just want her to be happy.
What are you doing, Mom?
But I like your father.
It's research on your mom since we're finally meeting.
that have seen me naked.
Oh, no. Crap!
Raw garlic. Cures everything.
Aah!
Oh, Ames, walking's a nightmare.
then this is happening.
Oh, well, say no more.
Fast, uh, fast... "Fast and Furious"?
And how cool is it
for one minute, Hitchcock?
I'm sorry. I... I didn't know you saw that.
And I haven't met anyone I like.
and then I did something really weird.
I'm gonna tell my dad if he doesn't do the decent thing
Wow. TMI, you guys.
What a waste of time.
My stupid parents are borking each other.
Yeah, it's not like I'm always, uh...
Yeah, well I am surprised that you know it's my birthday.
is that they don't really tell the full objective truth.
And I haven't met anyone I like.
Uh...
My babies are not stupid.
- speak with her in private. - About what?
That's enough!
We were able to snag the new flat screen.
got married and moved in with his wife.
he stepped on it getting out of bed.
You must be Amy.
- What did you say to him, Jake? - What?
Well, you know, it's good enough for Diane Keaton.
Go get yourself cleaned up!
No. I would hate that.
Who am I to judge?
Yeah, Amy.
It scarred me for life.
Should be easy for you since it's your favorite thing to do
for the squad to go to Vegas, and you give us each $5,000.
Yeah, that's right. I saw you.
Happy birthday.
Just relax. She's gonna love you.
Okay.
did you have a nose ring in high school?
I knew about that.
All right, what I am about to say will make you very horny,
Please... don't tell her about Sheila.
The itsy bitsy spider
I got your favourite cake: blue
so this could be a bummer.
Wow. Okay, great.
He's still not getting it.
I would spend my $5,000 to buy backstage passes to Britney,
Team, what in this room is speaking to you right now?
So how serious is it, Hmm?
then this is happening.
What does he want?
And how cool is it
But now... it's anybody's guess.
She's fallen for more Nigerian scams than Scully.
Maybe that son of a bitch wants his picture drawn!