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Yeah.
Why do you assume that I said something?
That leaves just one more key.
Damn it, I shouldn't have said it out loud.
She left it in our bathroom.
What's the thing for song? I don't know the thing for song.
No new messages.
I'm dropping the Sheila bomb.
Bennie and the Jets.
You knew about that?
No, no, no.
Your honor, Mr. Tran claims that he had no narcotics on him.
play charades, and then talk for half an hour
a lot more nakedness than there actually was.
And it took half our time just to find this one
Are those her dental records?
You know, I don't think our guest Amy
Overruled.
Yeah, Amy.
The TV's being a dick.
He definitely will if you say pho like that
You're damn right it will,
- You have? - A lot.
What is happening with your voice?
Luan Loud you're the back alley
I know this isn't the best time,
I'm sorry. I... I didn't know you saw that.
Your move, white devil.
Be warned, a lot of them turned out to be drug addicts,
and then I'd ask her one question:
Okay, great.
I kind of liked threatening you, so...
Aah!
Look, man, no one's ever gonna see that footage.
But it was really nice.
You knew about that?
I got to sound badass
Um...
Normally, it'd be your word against his,
It looks like it would be fun to call a friend on it
Uh...
Let me take you in.
No, I found another key, you dolt.
You got to turn it, like, four times
Just decode the message.
You got the '86 Mets?
It's a figure of speech. Obviously, I'll have some.
What's the thing for song? I don't know the thing for song.
Don't know why I didn't go undercover
but he really has changed.
I'm on the low end of average.
Okay, you don't have to put so much mustard on it.
Thank you.
I took a Toastmasters class to prepare for tonight.
Naked.
Okay.
Now just blow out your candles.
Amy, can we focus?
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Unique New York. Unique New York.
All hail the birthday boy.
No follow-up questions.
Why are you so obsessed with these things?
You didn't come back down.
Hey, man, look at that and tell me what you see.
Cagney can write a lowercase L.
Has he brought you a chocolate orange from the airport?
Ah!
Oh, it's not turning back on.
He left very suddenly.
No! Objection!
Wait, here's our guy.
Sorry about that.
Has he stayed the night?
Not while you're rolling.
No, and I can't go.
4K, baby!
I know Morse code!