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The point is to get your head out of your ass
- ... was a bad idea... - Mm-hmm.
No, it's his second.
Sorry I had to call you.
Are you serious?
You should go into sales.
That's 700 a month.
Pretty much no life outside of work.
He carved out some dude's eyeball and fucking ate it.
Is it?
- The fuck is this? - This is a piece of shit
I... I... I mean, I can't even hang with Lucas anymore 'cause...
I would say yes.
Um, I don't know. He blew a...
All right, so he tells me to piss off.
You know he can't edit his thoughts.
I simply don't wish to discuss it further.
- I think that's cannibals. - Well, whatever.
your mother died. It changes you.
I do.
What? What are we looking at?
And...
I guess I just never really saw that before.
So why am I feeling guilty that I'm not over there
What do you mean, "What?" You don't see that?
... "you were right."
- Shit. What'd you tell him? - That you weren't here.
Wha... what is that smell?
In fact, I'd...
Nobody flushes 70,000 dollars' worth of maternal bequest
It's really not a good idea, Bahir.
Good morning to you too, Kev.
Watch your head.
You should look into that, buster.
I do not.
End of the week.
Indeed.
- Kind of a nice ring to it, huh? - Yeah.
And I'm gonna give these walls a nice coat of fresh paint too.
Let him go!
Yo!
I am impressed by your work ethic and your dedication.
My money or my meth. You got 24 hours. You understand?
for my prick of a father.
No one in my family would take my call.
Not like that.
- Serious? - Yeah.
Jesus.
since your old professor ran his car
Tech guy named Bahir?
they are one of the most inbred populations in the United States.
Hate to say I told you so.
so they're terrible people, right?
Wait, what?
You are, more specifically, one in two billion.
Uh, fertilizer?