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Will you do that? Please?
I'm leaving now. Fuck.
The IRS is coming down heavy on South Florida.
You just know how to hide...
This Gordo?
He has this father thing for you. Feels like he has to protect you.
He fucked up.
Test
Who put this thing together..me thats who!
Don't you ever try to fuck me.
Are you negotiating for Frank Lopez?
Who put this thing together? Me! That's who.
I got Turkey coming out my ears
Our friend gave a speech at the UN.
All that's over, starting today.
- Mr. Montana. How are you? - Hello.
Like your friend Sosa.
LIfe of a Statist Start them early
- My office. - Good.
Mother? She dead, too.
Yeah, well, you forget it.
The drug-related violence that's plagued South Florida...
I'll bury those cockroaches!
You're saying the U.S. Government...
Look at the Blue Heron fly! Come on Blue Heron!
THREE MONTHS LATER
They're coming from everywhere! Open up! Open the fucking door!
For the haters.
Yeah? What do we gotta do?
And I got the yeyo.
You fucked up, that’s too much haze
You're thinking of someone else, maybe.
- Your private room. - This is my private room.
in the 3-to-4-point range this morning.
Just answer the questions, Tony.
Dig a hole in the yard, bury it, and forget about it.
. .
- That's pretty good. - For a bunch of fucking grapes.
I was kidding!
We've put your money to work for 75 years...
What about Frank, Tony?
I like Frank, you know?
Please, give me a second chance.
Sounds like a bird. Hancock.
Anyway, I'm glad you made it, Tony.
You are the major purchaser of our national product...
I
'Cause I want you to work for me.
"What Kind Of Life Is That?" That's the life of a killer, Or should I say dope dealer, Ain't no Glock like the one I got, I pack my heat for protection, Ain't no Glock like the one I got, Some people like Smith & Wesson,
When the referral i sent to you closes the deal
With that kind of money, you can buy the Supreme Court.
Let me talk to this guy. Please! Let me talk to him a minute.
You call yourself a Cuban? You make a real Cuban throw up!
And he knows how to treat a woman. All right?
Get him on the phone. Elvie call? No.
Damn Always
By the way...
I said she’s a Tiger
and had my friend Angel Fernandez killed.
Ju got some for me?
Whatchu talkin crazy for
I like you.
He didn't say nothing. He's gone? Where?
Even when I lie.
Another Cup n Handle She Gonna Love Me Again
I told you, no fucking kids!
The Colombians!
Hey stronghands you want a job
Do you know what that's like these days?
That's your problem.
Real contribution to human history.
It looks like Somebody's nightmare
Please, Tony?
He's not there. Cálmate, man.
I like Bois, newjacks. Don’t matter to me.
I'm going home alone.
And I love you, too, you know?
Don't think I don't appreciate the gesture.
- Ten to. - Ten to.
We all know you have tax troubles in your country...
Nick? Yeah, Tony.
I'm not a Rockefeller, you know. Not yet, anyway.
Who the fuck are you?
I kill communist for fun
Good doing business with you.
Die!
Every scoop promo
KESTON FOR $1
- Get her out of here. - Come on.
I just want to get to know who I do business with.
Low hi Ming
What do you call a Florida Man who ties cocaine to his penis?
Hurry up! Get in! Come on. Let's go!
We had a little problem. I heard.
Mama?
Your always hungry you should try starving
Antonio, mira!
You may have to pay some back taxes, a big fine...but there will be no prison.
Hello, Miriam? Tony!
I'm not out in 15 minutes, something's wrong. Okay?
Take a look over there. See that man?
Fuck me.
Pooh Pooh… he’s ok
who can share the risk with me, somebody who can guarantee...
With my name written on the back of chick’s asses
He's been gone the last couple of days.
- I'll talk to you again. - Okay.
When you gonna have another Tony to take your place?
Everybody calls me Frank. My Little League team.
Are you fucking crazy? She's 103 years old
You got that?
Whoever's giving you your information...
That's how they want it.
You got to listen to him. You'll learn something.
words to live by
they won the division tonight.
We had some problems.
Three fucking years!
- Big number. - Yeah!
That's not the point here!
Somebody must've brought them in.
#mood
Hello, Tony. You remember me?
All right, Tony. I was the one.
Don’t you fuck me Salamander Don’t ever fuck me
Yeah, everything is roses.
I'm in a good mood. I was depressed when I got up this morning.
He's got more cash than anybody in this place.
Even if I was starved and begging for it on a desert island
So, there are five of us. Where are we having dinner?
- It's okay. - How's Elvira?
I'll kick some ass all over the place!
Get him out of here!
This is paradise, I'm telling you.
- Look at that. - Ice cream?
with the Ministry of the Interior. Tony Montana.
I'm giving you orders. Blow!
I'll talk to you.
- That was dumb. - You worry too much.
one of them first-class tickets to the Resurrection.
...and who won't fuck me 'cause she's in a coma.
She's coming. Yeah.
what does that make you?
Aren't you part of the Cuban crime wave?
maybe jamal murray
Don't give me that shit! Let's talk.
Why don't we split the risk?
Tell her I'll call her tonight.
that's ok. he be back. another quaalude, he gonna love me again.
- I'm weird? - Hello?
When people ask why I sleep with the police radio on
How do you know?
It might be a good time.
I guarantee you walk on the conspiracy charge.
So I think to myself...
Come on, Gina.
Look at the pelican fly Come on pelican
Jesus, Tony.
Take it easy, man.
What do you suggest that is reasonable?
..
What, this? It's nothing.
Tony Perez
What should I know?
A million here a million there, you got it
Come on. Come and get me.
give me the money.
About time.
Not by outlawing the substances, but by legalizing and taxing them.
You want more?
Just substitute Donald Trump for Frank Lopez
Alex, you there? Hey!
Anything beats waiting around all day waiting for me to get checked in
When you asked for a three way and they forget you are even there
True capitalist if ever I met one.
For all I know, he had me set up...
We're missing the action.
don't fuck me, Tony.
BEGAN RIOTING THIS MORNING AT A DETENTION CENTRE SITUATED
Okay. I met with this Seidelbaum...
Never, man. Heroin?
- Pleasure meeting you. - Nice to meet you.
2023 There’s nothing you can do to me That 2022 hasn’t done
But that's history.
They got hair on em
A year and a half, two years. You won't even start...
Jemin, shoot that piece of shit
Here's $1,000.
I don't like it, man. I don't like this at all.
Why don't you try (implanting) your head up your ass?
@Kuz
You're not hungry? Do you know about the trial?
- You're gonna get us killed. - Fuck you, man. The boss's lady.
We'll talk at my house, shall we?
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I want my stimulus money Just like the President said.
When I get back there...
Fucking with my food plots??? Ok...then
I was this, that.
- I don't give a fuck. - It's him, man.
I got something for you.
What do you call yourself ? Mr. Ice Cream Man
Why do you have to destroy...
He says he's gonna buy one.
- You don't know what you're saying. - That's not the way I am, Antonio!