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is coming from your country.
I don’t like fuckin Colombians, ok?
$200,000 more.
Gentlemen.
What about ancient history, like Emilio Rebenga?
I never liked him I never trusted him
Why?
Close the door!
When u don’t where to start
I know.
Omar was a stoolie because Sosa said so?
This is so fucking bad.
That's serious money.
and just take it easy.
She's looking at us.
You know, Frank(Charlie), if anyone wanted to assassinate you, you wouldn't be too hard to find
You're fucking right I'm going to do something!
You know that.
You, too, Mel. You fucked up.
I got ears I hear things
Who put this thing together? Max! That’s who!
When my manager ask me to stay and my co worker tryna convince me
The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again...
That Rebenga hit was a game of dominoes?
You've been a great audience. I got a special treat for you.
what we're becoming, Tony? We're losers.
Listen, go down to the ball game tonight.
How's that?
Sit down.
I'm bringing in twice as much as I ever did before.
he breaks his back for you.
“At $10,500 a key. It’s Puro.”
Like what
World Baseball Classic 2017
Okay? All of it. $10 million.
You know what a chazer is, Frank?
If he wants to make a deal, it's up to him, not you.
. .
of 200 kilos refined every month of the year.
- That Commie son of a bitch... - You don't have to mention that.
This Fucking Guy
Hey fack u mayn
Frank's gonna be back any minute.
How much?
Tony, I'm begging you.
Me? Jail? No way, no.
don't call me baby i'm Zinda
I heard you the first time.
We're not winners, we're losers.
"It's Time to See If Your Boy Can Fly"
ha roba buona qua di prima qualità
- Where'd she get the money? - You!
Don't call me baby! I'm not your baby.
What do you mean by that, Mr. Sosa?
And then we step in for you.
As long as there's a nurse.
Fuck off
Bunch of cowboys. Somebody fucked up.
- You gonna raise the... - I gotta do it.
What the fuck you gonna do then now!
You're beautiful.
Fuck Bama And fuck everybody else too
I got no education...
Hold it. You got the wrong guy. I don't come off no banana boat.
My organization just recently traced a large purchase by this man.
I think Tracey a Fakin Peasant
d d
You Wouldn't Listen, You Stupid, Look at You Now
This fucking guy.
Say hello to my little friend!
You wanna play that way with me, I play with you.
Me talking about the shit you just posted
You short a couple of million, I go on the street for you.
Come on. It's not so bad. It could be worse.
Wow another LGBTQ member, this is wonderful! Idiota estupido Americano
is animals like you and the killings.
That Rebenga hit was a game of dominoes
Carlito
You want to go to war? Come on,, you wanna go to war? We take you to war, okay?
That's a pig that don't fly straight.
It's 12% of our adjusted gross.
this Lopez, your boss...
So we had a few differences, no big deal.
Who put this thing together? Me! That's who!
don't call me baby i'm zinda
My brother when his order is being confirmed at the drive thru window
Fuck You harleen
So why don't we have a couple of drinks...
You know how you pick up chicks in this country?
Gotta unload a boat. Marijuana. 45 tons. You get $500 each.
No. That's her, man. There she is.
Maybe. Some lady tiger.
I learned.
I'll only tell you one time...
I got a Junki for a pitcher
- Mama doesn't understand that. - I know.
Ricardo
You got a date? Come here.
Come on.
You like the ladies more than the money.
You're coming with me.
It's the Yiddish word for pig.
is not bringing in the stuff...
There's two guys looking for you out there.
Bitch…lesbian!
When I changed the clip, a guy who I thought I killed...
- Nice to meet you. - How do you do, Mr. Montana?
You when a panicking boss keeps repeating something
.
Do that, you get $5,000.
In the car?
Talking to me like I'm some maricón who came over on a boat.
Is this what you want, Tony?
Look at this.
I'm not hungry.
We go over there, we get on a plane, and it's yours.
My brother's order being confirmed at the drive through
What? You want me to dance?
A small adjustment here a small adjustment there…
- 400 what? - 409, I think.
What the fuck you want? You want something?
He told me to pick you up.
That's $284,000. $284,600.
You want to play games? Okay, I play with you.
Let's finish our lunch.
- That was something else. - Shut up! Take it easy.
Wash 'em yourself.
You better come and get me now.
So they can make the fucking money, and then get the fucking votes!
we take it from there.
NO PROBLEM... NO PROBLEM...
Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
Son? I wish I had one.
Fuck Gaper Gomez, Fuck YouTube, and fuck the Fucking Díaz Brothers
I was only kidding!
Hey, that looks pretty, mang!
Me: You:
I work for my living.
what difference does it make where I'm from
COME ON! I TAKE YOUR FUC**NG SAUSAGES!
Let's Count It Again. - No. Come On."
- No, man, somebody else. - You're kidding?
You think you kill me with bullets?
That girl. She like me.
El Gordo!
We gotta set our own Mark and enforce it.
I don't need him.
Don't you ever try to fuck me
No? No.
His judgment stinks.
How do I know what rock they're gonna crawl out from under?
You know the last time I saw you, you was like that.
She'll belong to me.
You wanna go to war? We’ll take you to war, ok. Just turn your wallet on
Fuck you, man!
Stay away from her. You hear?
Did you hear that?
It's a crazy business we're in, you know?
Come on, man. It's important.
You calling me a liar?
and your jail manners and make fun of us?
I got it close by.
In Tucson. Benny Alvarez?
We're not fucking hungry anymore.
On a delivery?
So take it easy. Don't talk crazy. Sorry.
I'll go 8% on your $10 bills...
Know what your problem is, pussycat?
What is Sosa going to do...
Wtf
I hope I have that problem someday.
You want to go to wa Rednoser? We take you to war, okay?
You got no authority here.
I'm working with an anti-Castro group.
Hey, what you say.... "PARANOID"
You should see the other kid. You can't recognize him.
Daniel, boot this piece of chit
And a little coke money doesn't hurt nobody.
You know I eat octopus three times a day?
You keep trying Manny. I want that cocksucker here.
I'm......(how do u say?) "PARANOI."
Yeah, all right.
What you talkin crazy for?
Steve Garvey great baseball player but
No, not lately.
Cause you got your head up your culo, that’s why...
When You Gonna Learn?
Don't forget the fog lights.
While you're gone, he can tell me how to run my business.
You kiddin me or what?
Cowards!
I got it in a vault over there in Spain, Tony.
You forecasted an earthquake...
JimmyBoy
Do you know Benny Alvarez?
Everything is roses Everything is roses
I'm impressed. Thank you, sir.
Keep up the bad work.
I like you, Tony. There is no lying in you.
You think I kill two kids and a woman?
Trumps concession speech be like....
- If I wasn't a nice guy... - She's too big for you.
With my name written on the back of chicks' asses.
And this?
Dan, shoot that piece of shit!
I started you in this buisness so shut the fuck up
MMmmmeme MMMMMeme what does it meme? What the hell is a meme?
What's the story? Tony!
- I know that name. - Yeah?