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Don Jon (2013)

R ComedyDramaRomance
 

A New Jersey guy dedicated to his family, friends, and church, develops unrealistic expectations from watching porn and works to find happiness and intimacy with his potential true love.

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#1
Don Jon (2013)
Year: 2013, Rated: R
 
You got those nice floors at your place. What, do you mop?
#2
Don Jon (2013)
Year: 2013, Rated: R
 
He's older than you were when we got married.
#3
Don Jon (2013)
Year: 2013, Rated: R
 
[GASPING]
#4
Don Jon (2013)
Year: 2013, Rated: R
 
Yeah, I just couldn't get off beating it with my eyes closed.
#5
Don Jon (2013)
Year: 2013, Rated: R
 
That's mine.
#6
Don Jon (2013)
Year: 2013, Rated: R
 
How do I watch movies? What are you talking about?
#7
Don Jon (2013)
Year: 2013, Rated: R
 
- I don't know your friends. - My friends?
#8
Don Jon (2013)
Year: 2013, Rated: R
 
- or else it looks... - Don't talk about vacuuming in front of me.
#9
Don Jon (2013)
Year: 2013, Rated: R
 
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
#10
Don Jon (2013)
Year: 2013, Rated: R
 
- No. I don't know. - See, he likes that skinny shit.
#11
Don Jon (2013)
Year: 2013, Rated: R
 
- Yeah? And you couldn't? - No, I couldn't.
#12
Don Jon (2013)
Year: 2013, Rated: R
 
I'm sorry, did you think I was hitting on you? Because I'm not.
#13
Don Jon (2013)
Year: 2013, Rated: R
 
Ass?
#14
Don Jon (2013)
Year: 2013, Rated: R
 
- Jon. Did you say you found her? - What?
#15
Don Jon (2013)
Year: 2013, Rated: R
 
But not tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
#16
Don Jon (2013)
Year: 2013, Rated: R
 
The pretty woman.
#17
Don Jon (2013)
Year: 2013, Rated: R
 
That depends. You gonna drill into your wall?
#18
Don Jon (2013)
Year: 2013, Rated: R
 
- Where you going? - I told you where I was going.
#19
Don Jon (2013)
Year: 2013, Rated: R
 
- Hi, Mrs. Martello. Here, for you. - Thank you, and please call me Angie.
#20
Don Jon (2013)
Year: 2013, Rated: R
 
Why would they watch porn when they can get with a real girl?
#21
Don Jon (2013)
Year: 2013, Rated: R
 
I'm saying, you probably watch that shit as much as I watch porn.
#22
Don Jon (2013)
Year: 2013, Rated: R
 
- About what, your girlfriend? - No.
#23
Don Jon (2013)
Year: 2013, Rated: R
 
- You wanted to take me to lunch? - Yeah.
#24
Don Jon (2013)
Year: 2013, Rated: R
 
You know what? I'll call Rosa. She'll do your place.
#25
Don Jon (2013)
Year: 2013, Rated: R
 
- Damn, OK! - All right.