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Who's the Oracle?
And your dad threw your mom Down on the bed
It might have been a garbage truck or some rabid squirrels or something.
Just pick, Taco.
This has far-reaching implications. I'm gonna get buried underneath this.
Hello, is Matthew there?
- Just the tip. - No, I don't like the tip.
Attagirl. There you go.
And that is me.
- That's excellent. - You see it?
- Look at you. - Hi. Great party.
- I kept it. We got crazy. - Ruxin, you told me you told him.
"Hi, Mom. It's me, Ernesto."
It's just a little something I picked up on the way.
Oh, my God.
Seriously?
Look, Meegan and I had a talk...
It's not that bad. We made Ellie into our little slave.
- Did you do it? - Of course not.
Good girl.
Unless...
Love you.
- Come on. - Fine.
Make a pick, or get a room and rub dongs.
Your client's going away for 10 years.
- I'm the boss. I'm the boss. - Not okay. Whoa.
Hey, guess what I did yesterday.
Oh, and lest I forget, the draft...
go freak`yourself what
- For football. - This was in your house a year, man.
Give me a shot at this. Give me a shot at this.
You flaxen-haired little maniac! Adrian Peterson, the first pick in the draft.
- I'm sure he's been picked. - How has he not been picked yet?
- That's where she's gonna stay. - Yeah, in the street.
You had to go to the third liquor store?
Because I don't wanna sleep in Ed Hardy pajamas.
...I'm going to make his pick for him.
- I'm glad she's here. I'm glad you're here. - Okay, ladies, ladies.
Dude, great party, right?
- You sure? - What?
You suck. See you Sunday.
- Daughter's birthday. - Yeah.