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It's a really good event for you to network. I'm gonna network.
We had a massive blow-up over the kid situation.
- He's kidding. - Shh.
I gotta... It's gonna be super busy.
It's like faux football, by the way, "fake."
- Thank you so much, Taco. - That's really sweet, Taco.
- How did you get high off of ball hair? - What are you, shitting me?
I had, like, a half day, and I was just getting some stuff done here.
- He's on his way? - Yeah.
And then you make these terrible bets...
- I did, I did. - I told you not to do that.
No, no, no. No, no, no. That was...
- Get your own way there. - Ooh. Ruxin.
Right after graduation, you guys rolled me my first joint.
That's where it stays.
For the number one pick...
That five years ago on this day
- Don't know how he hasn't. - Keyshawn, on the board.
- Number four. - Number six.
It was the first time Your parents saw your beautiful face
- I'm like a detective. - Okay.
- Really? - Really.
- That's who I was gonna pick. - Who cares? He picked Sproles.
And if you network, just imagine.
- I can see that. - Yeah.
I'm impressed with you this season.
Daddy's friends think they're gonna go balls-deep in him...
She gave it to you?
Keyshawn Johnson retired like three years ago.
Mrs. Meegan. She gave it to me.
...can do no more than six years for third-round picks.
This is the only time I get to myself.
Ernie, do you remember waving...
I'm glad that you decided to cave on some things.
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No, no, no, Ruxin.
Sorry, I was messing around.
That he forgot to put a condom on And when he realized his...
...and Super Fan package. - Whoo.
You're still the same sweet, gullible little suck-tard...
We taught her how to mop. She's got the Mop & Glo.
It's called Down Doggie.
- Okay. - Okay?