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I know what I saw, woman!
dropped it and I may have peed on it a little.
I can't do this all on my own
Look, I know the Janitor isn't exactly a friend to us,
What the hell are you wearing?
- And Alice... - Turk! Turk, Turk, Turk.
Whether it was a new romance...
You two both gotten a good look? Some of this. A little of that. Yeah?
Well, for her, the mop always came first, you know?
My God, she ate the rind.
The wind is really taking that baby.
Dear God.
You loved shoplifting when you were a kid.
Here comes my ex-wife and your beard.
Elliot, stop, okay?
I go through a tube about every three hours.
I think that you're the most amazing woman that I've...
- Downstairs! - Really?
- You have to! - Elliot, you are so right!
Do you remember the music they'd play when anything bad happened?
may I borrow it to call my kids?
My God, I feel light headed.
Come here.
Good, 'cause
And on that farm there was a cougar E- I-E-I-Oh
These things have been ruining my life for too long.
You have to obsess over it a little like I did.
I wanted to see if it was just as firm when you weren't expecting it.
I couldn't help but feel smug
Anyway, it didn't work out. Saw me at a mall.
Man, that guy hates normal doors.
Plus, you weren't even looking at me when you said it.
See, I actually jotted down some notes in my notebook
You're welcome. Go away.