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If O.J. can get away with murder, why can't Sonny have his kid?
...If you won't take responsibility for him, they found a foster family...
Oh, yeah, the hand-holding thing.
Wood.
Nobody in this world thinks I shouldn't have a child more than that man.
Shopping.
Now it is your problem
Next witness.
That's because you suck.
It's like the opposite of that.
That he liked playing golf with me and I was going to play golf with my new golf friend.
We'll be open tomorrow at 8 a.m.
Me to my mom everyday since March 2020 @postcards4kids
I know. I'm excited.
You said yourself you were a bogus dad.
...an inventor and a statesman...
Impossible! All you care about is yourself!
Sure.
Yeah.
And a jury decided that one night of pain was worth $200,000.
- That is so cheap. - What?
I'm concerned.
You’re mad at the wings, not me I forgive you
What cat would do that?
Are when I'm alone with you
Pov: me 2 hours into the snow day
But my cat, he bite his head off.
his not her fault she can't read
Okay, Dad.
s important when you eat at my restaurant you never order BLT
You're a pioneer.
I'm serious. Don't do that.
I was cursing at the lady, not you.
...so somebody's getting some action.
How you doing? You sleepwalking?
Chicken wings, Molson 3-0, Canadian Beer is like Moonshine
Medical problems?
Next time, kill me!
I'd like to have a family someday.
Not that Barney. A more expensive Barney.
- This Tuesday? - You got work?
Stop yelling at me!
- Of course, you are not Kevin Gerrity. - No.
Come on, come on!
Damn you! You give him the easy ones!!
Hey, excuse me. Everybody!
Thank you, Mott.
There should be same set of rules, no matter what age.
Pending a blood test…I….whatever
Alex:That’s how my dad talked to me
Having a house is great...
What do you wanna do tomorrow?
Oh, God.
I didn't know that. I'm sorry. Good night.
It's only Sonny. It's only Sonny.
...I got a kiss the first night. After three times, you got nothing.
What are your cards?
I can be your friend, no matter what. All right?
That's why you're here right now, to protect me, to be scared for me...
You’re mad at Maryland not at me I forgive you!
With his loose skin And old balls… gross!
Waiting for Julian so I can have somebody to play with.
Maybe.
Hades yes
Rob in 1st grade English in high school
I'll hang onto the kid until you find him a new family.
I told him to hold it in Breathe out of nose, haven't seen him since
I go with this loop, swoop and pull thing. He likes that.
SHE'S THE SMELLY KID IN CLASS? I LET Her BECOME THE SMELLY KID?
He told me to watch his boat for him. Said that he wanted to...
Apply pressure.
Jojo Horns down
You're nice man.
STOP YELLYING AT MEEE!!!!
It's coming right at you.
What if he goes bowling?
He certainly did.
He’s going down sucker
We gotta get going.
I know this changes everything, but I had to do the right thing.
Big problem in this state.
B.
Tough Mudder When we keep posting obstacle ideas
GODDAMN JETS
I'll meet you after school at 2:30, right out front.
And one more thing...
But he fights like a girl.
That's pretty funny.
- Happy birthday, Sonny. - Thank you.
I turn my head and he disappeared.
Hi, Julian. How you doing?
I don't know the rules...
Brandon... ...McManus
At least I can fit my ass in my shorts, fatty.
6am: "We got a first timer out here"
Angie Tobin
You're going down sucker
It's cool you only work one day a week.
We'd like to call Julian McGrath.
Thirty packets of ketchup.
Yep. Good luck to you and your son.
You’re mad at your work schedule, not me! I forgive you!
Buffalo.
...that big, white, wrinkly...
Lasagna!
I love you.
Rumpelstiltskin's a good man. So are you guys.
All right.
Philadelphia.
I went to Coney Island today with the little boy.
Mitch Williams... We flew up for the night.
I
I like it. Everyone always tells me to hang out in the Village and SoHo.
It's different for your generation.
I had a mother lined up for him...
You don't?
3rd....
That's how they get.
Rumpelstiltskin's a good man
That guy doesn’t count he can’t even read
I can't take this. Are you serious?
The God damn Giants
Really?
If you're afraid, put them on to become invisible.
Group home? Like an orphanage?
You still owe me 25 bucks! Dirtbag snake!
My friends make fun of me too. I've seen them 25 times.
Sorry. We stopped serving breakfast.
Miggz:
Is that the guy with the old balls?
You more comfortable with that analogy?
Everyday I get a little bit older Balder fatter
Chief Jay Strongbow used to do a sleeper hold.
Frankenstein, have fun with your friends.
Staying clean Pal?
For the record, where did you work during medical school?
Are you allowed soda?
I wipe my own ass
I'll come give you a crew cut.
Shut up, Tommy!
-Smug-
I gave him Nyquil. He should be out for the night.
See how quick it goes away?
If I can’t have josh...
We wasted the good at bats on you.
Don't worry about it, boy.
Your sister's Corinne? That sucks.
Excuse me. How you doing? I'm Kevin Gerrity.
Anyway, I think Mr. Koufax should be acquitted of all the charges.