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He has already achieved so much, and yet he’s so goal oriented. And still focused. He has a five year plan
- Good night. - Good night.
Yeah, I just wanted to say I love you.
Sonny, I don't really know what's going on right now.
Wanna try one?
I'm an idiot. I was so hammered.
Who do you think will lose The goddamn Jets
Just hope he's not hanging out with drug dealers and delinquents in school.
Isn't Little Italy the greatest?
Do you even like living like that
When I graduated law school, we met here every Monday to watch football.
...so when they come to town, we go to dinner...
I hope josh fields is good!
You think that's funny, me getting hurt?
- Do you want your ass kicked? - I'm just kidding around, Layla.
Come on. I bet they're nice.
They're still like our brothers. Our very, very gay brothers.
Toronto? I thought you were from Buffalo.
You're a loser.
Five.
I’ve had a few Chardonnays, what of it ?
What do you mean?
Smoking dope.
P-P-P-Please don't do this to me.
Maybe it's a mistake.
Big daddy
Who Gary Vee Buying Goddamn Jets
So that's it.
His name's Frankenstein.
I don't know. I gotta watch out for the kid's best interest.
I COULD BE PLILCHY MONGOOSE?
She's getting older. She wants different things:
- That's good. - Later.
Move your ass there, pee-boy.
Sure.
Come and play
She's not happy.. What else ya got?
It’s not his fault jen vanaria fucked dinky
I can’t take this shit, are you serious?
If your mother could pick anyone to be your new daddy...
-
He's so happy.
And for the record joe, where on the depth chart were you at Ohio State before transferring?
No music during the game
You're going to the putt.
And after the bath, you have to try and study hard.
What's up?
Thanks. Are you my therapist? Take a walk.
Me either. It's just that you kissed Scuba Steve.
Layla Maloney, Your Honor.
Why? They're gay. That's what gay guys do.
...she wasn't left with a lot of options.
You're mad at your owner, not at me! I forgive you!
Come on.
Would you like
I want things to go back to the way they used to be.
.
Man, this Yoo-hoo is good. You know what else is good?
He's taken down! Penalty shot!
I’m white heeeowww
Just ignore him.
When I was 35, he attempted to give me a crew cut while I was sleeping.
Yeah, but after you study.
When you've been eating terribly during quarantine
She’ll be my…. Suga mama
When you find out ur Boyfriend smells Peeeww... Lol
He doesn't like you. Leave us alone.
- That was nice. - Nobody hassled you to get a job.
I'm sorry. I wanted to thank you for coming tonight.
Are you sure you want to watch old spice guy saying Ba-ba-ba-ba- power bearglove and she like an ass tooted up in a face down and everything she wants and j.d. walker and paper die in hells
Social Services is closed today, Columbus Day.
...and my fiancée, so from now on...
Good. Let's go. We're in a hurry.
I hope you understand why I didn't tell you until now...
You more comfortable with that analogy?
.
In retrospect, I made some bad choices after high school.
You're mad at the Raiders, not at me! I forgive you!
Damm you
Please help me. I don't know where I live.
That's how a party planner gets business, by making contacts.
You're mad at the government, Not at me, I forgive you.
You're a Hooters girl?
My dad was a military man.
I guess I feel like I gotta kick ass while there's ass to be kicked.
This is kind of like that, except with a human.
Come on.
I wipe my own ass
Do you have some time to go over some things that have been bothering me?
I
Can we get some fries?
I'm serious. Don't do that.
妖怪
Hang out with me and...
He's a good man. I've known him my whole life.
So now my plans have changed.
That's what I was trying to tell you before. I found someone.
We wasted the good surprise on you.
Yeah, he was picking his own all day...
... at City Social Service. Arthur Brooks. I'll call.
...100 hamburgers with one frying pan?
Mind your business!!
It's overtime, and there's a penalty shot about to take place.
It is important when you eat at my restaurant you never order BLT
Brian
I'm not sure.
I WIPE MY OWN ASS
God Theresa, shut up!
Some fan base..
Who do you think will lose? The goddamn Jets!
I think they're Kevin's.
Goddamn concert
U still owe me 25 bucks
I got eczema.
...one more won't hurt.
I’ve got Spice Channel. It’s blurry, but it’s nice.
How you doing, cutie?
I'm not going to work. I'm going to brunch with potential clients.
You don't know?
She'll be my sugar mama.
Frankly, his personal hygiene is becoming a cause for concern.
Great parenting
Hi, Mom? Could you put Dad on the phone for a second?
- It's halftime. Relax, Mr. Herlihy. - Goddamn Jets.
Ahh Horseshit!
I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know
All right.
She'll Be My Sugar Mama
You surprising me with a kid that you adopted...
But I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass!
I let him wear whatever he wants.
It’s not his fault he can’t read
You're afraid to get involved and you got a lot of work, but...
No further questions.
Found a job yet, where you work more than one day a week?
He can’t even read
What kind of kid?
What are you doing after this? Going to a Klan meeting?
I swear to God, he's right here
What the hell is he doing?
But I Wipe My Own Ass
I don't know.
Why?
Put your head back. My grandmother did this to me.
But I do my own Pinky’s I don’t even like Maria Lily or Monica
So I was wondering...
There you go, all right?
Which of your esteemed co-counsels will examine you?
...and yet he's still goal-oriented and still focused.
He's peeing on his own.
Tommy Shaw, when I was 16, I was at the concert...
I was cursing at David, not you.
Who do we want to beat!
How I feel about work
I am in love with a beautiful girl who makes plenty of it.
We may have found a family for Julian.
You’re mad at Comcast Not me
You’re mad at Alabama not me, I forgive you
I don't think we're gonna...
Vanessa...
Oh, God.
No, he's in good hands.