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Old Man River
If you don't like spaghetti and meatballs, why don't you get the hell out
You're not proposing, are you?
Where I'm from, it's called doing the hibbity-dibbity.
But I am real glad you're all here tonight, because...
I think my sister, Corinne, is engaged to your roommate.
Hey we got a first timer out here
Your mad at Buck Not me , I forgive you
...that I never wanted to end up in that situation.
I guess.
I win.
How you doing?
Have fun.
- Might as well... - Leave a message!
Please don't make me go.
Yes his teeth were made of wool
Customers only.
This court is after the truth, not the opinion of the defendant's father.
I can't go to sleep until you say good night.
See these right here? These are magic sunglasses, okay?
...custody over another life is not only wrong...
I’ll show you some cool shit along the way
I win!
Bingo. Now sleep, okay?
Let’s do it Ranger
...body on top of you...
Guess I wasn't such a good soldier.
The Vanessa thing did not work out.
Bailiff, remand him until I can figure out the punishment.
Good job.
I love you too, sir.
You do? Good job. That's cool.
He'll write your name on the wall. Mind your business.
We're gonna go to the Blarney Stone. Wanna come?
From now on, I have to stop letting you win.
...and most of all, on me!
Watching football.
Eczema? Gross.
...so don't pay attention to these people.
LET’S DO IT CLONES.
And nice eyes also.
Is that the guy with the old balls?
Who sent that note?
If OJ can get away with Murder, why can't Sonny have his kid?
You're mad at your owner Not at me, I forgive you
You’re mad at Lincoln Riley Not us, we forgive you
Not my fault he can’t read
Are you sure you want to watch XXX. State of the Union. And As Told By Ginger and Spawn Armageddon and Power Generators and JD's Revenge DVD and X2 Wolverines Revenge?
U ruined it Oops!
That's what you wanna wear?
Career, stable relationship, a family.
Will somebody get me a Happy Meal?!
I know. I do too, pal.
Get him. Get him. Lock him up.
Night-light? I think I can help you out. Hang on.
Start by paying more attention to his schoolwork.
You're right. Can I use your phone?
And the rabbit got shut down.
I have a belly button
You're not staying?
...who had taken them home from a baseball game.
Lasagna
I moved to Buffalo with my mommy.
You're Mad at your owner, not me I forgive you
Get the door.
It's in Asia, which is...
There should be same set of beers, no matter what the box.
She didn't tell me. The roommate has a right to know.
Yes, considering we're in America.
We'll enroll you on Monday. Enjoy the weekend.
Way to block it. Stay with it.
This case is simple.
old balls…GROSS!
I don't know.
Wait. You can't take him away.
If you don't like spaghetti and meatballs, you can get th
I don't like these kids
I'm sorry to hear that.
You’re the next JT Realmuto
Big Daddy...
Ho ho ho ho ho ho pizza
I had a few chardonnays. What of it?
hahaha hahahahahaha
I want some Honey Nut Cheerios
I'm gonna leave you with your dad now, Julian.
While you're at it, think about getting a real job.
You always
- Okay. - Let's go.
I'm too hungry to sleep
Yes his teeth were made of wool
Sonny, what was that all about?
If you don't like spaghetti and meatballs, why don't you get the hell out?!
Here are the magic sunglasses.
Me Noah
Bye, pal.
Who the hell would give you a kid?
...as long as their eyes are closed and not moving or barking
For me, it was more the, uh, doing mushrooms era
You're going to Syracuse?
If you don't wanna take care of him...
Germs spread viruses.
Sausage...McMuffin...
You're gonna meet Vanessa tonight. You'll like her.
Look. See?
You’re mad at st joes prep and Ryan day I forgive you
You’re mad at Reese, not at me I forgive you!
I heard you did laundry with my sister.
So what? No fucking Cozy’s now?!
God Amanda shut up
But, buddy, real dads aren't always that great.
- Is everything okay? - Oh, my God.
Don't talk to him, he's dirty
You’re mad at Locution not at me, I forgive you!!
can we pretend that i'm 22 today dancing on the tables with you can we pretend that i'm owning a bouquet i just wanna fuck it with you can we pretend i remember that i was strong you were weak can we pretend
If OJ can get away with murder, why can’t the Sixers go on a run?
Cheerios.
Relax.
- Who do you want to win? - The goddamn Jets.
If OJ can get away with Murder, Why can't Kyle kill scumbags?
All right. Thirty packets of ketchup.
- Before you say anything... - Look at that.
Think about it
I have a bellybutton
- One day it clicked. - Hey, yappy.
You wanna see mott get hurt? That'll cheer you up?
That scares you because you think there's a good chance I'll fail.
Kangaroo song.
p-p-p-please check your lists
Damn you, Zwingle Steve
You're not proposing, are you? Well, think about it, you know
I love this kid too much.
Okay I’ll hang for little bit
Go take a nap.
We wasted a good tweet on you
Having a house is great…
I know, pal. That's not it.
Throw him into the ropes and he comes back...
Here, give it a shot.
There's a bright side to being up before 11: McDonald's breakfast.
- Arthur Brooks. - How are you? I need to speak with you.
Hip...
- Bullshit. You were sleeping. - I wasn't.
If you don’t like Turnpike Troubadours why don’t you get the hell out!
I got an emergency problem. Is Arthur Brooks around?
And Julian tripped him with a stick.
He taught me how to do the sleeper hold like Chief Jay Strongbow.
Calling my mom to complain daily
I