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Yeah. I- I agree. Yeah, yeah.
I mean,is this normal?
Suffering. Suffering.
I liked this girl. I mean, I loved her.
So, what do you wanna do?
I'm flexible on the cute, so-
Outside the family stew
It's handbags with little dogs in them.
Whatever, man. It's fine. I don't need this crap really. I just, you know-
Like my parents. Okay. Mine too, but-
Can you believe that shit?
Good. It's all right It's all right
Who needs it? We're young.
The point is,
This gives new meaning to Jesus' abs
What?
I don't have any paper. Well, use my arm.
I mean, what made you go from one to the other?
oh-oh-oh, yeah Ooh-ooh
Okay. But wait, wait. What happens if you fall in love?
Hi.
Ah, I wasn't that bad.
No one's got it all Do you guys know each other?
[Chuckles]
did not share this belief.
Are you done? I'm done.
Look. It's not like that, okay? It's a work thing. The whole office is going.
I got it. Pancakes!
That's fine. I get it.
I never knew the cold hand of danger
Yeah. That's- That's also a parking lot.
I'm serious.
About living free
I didn't know. That's great!
After you.
[Rhythmic Banging]
Oh, wait! Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom. Um, if any jobs come up-
No. Oh? why not?
Except she wasn't.
Saturday. Oh, wow.
Okay.
Well, they're lying.
this is not a love story.
It's not champagne. I don't know what it is. Sure.
Thanks, Paul! See ya!
Gets really good reviews.
oh. That makes sense.
Nothing's going on.
Um, here's something that you wrote last week.
Have you tried Merry?
- P.M.S.? - What do you know about P.M.S.?
No, no Shit.
[Microphone Feedback]
This is the kind of thing you did with The Puma, isn't it?
And pretty soon all my troubles will pass
Every rose has its thorn
Yeah. Like, casual. Right? Take it slow.
- Paul! Shh! - [Door Opening]
No, I don't even want to do it now.
So-
[Man] Dude, I hear she's a bitch.
Hey, maybe you should write a book. What?
Point is, you're the best guy I know. You'll get over her.
[Alarm Buzzing]
I gave her plenty of chances.
[Laughing]
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
you want to get some coffee or something.
Out by the boxcar waiting
I guess I should say congratulations.
[Whistling]
[Rock]
-Jesus. - You've broken up with girls before.
The sun's in the sky It makes for happy endings
You never wanted to be anybody's girlfriend,
Hey, you're sketching again.
I really think you should look again.
There's really nothing I can do about that.
[Singing Along] To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die
Ooh-ooh well, well, well, you
I do too! And I say we're a couple, goddamn it!
[Stereo: Man Singing Pop]
Sings a sad, sad song
'Cause I'll tell you everything
Full service to Santa Barbara.
Well, clearly you've come to the right place. [Chuckles]
Yeah, you
Yeah, of course I like you.
[Exhales] And life is like a song
that's why we bought a home with two kitchens.
Um, earthquakes?
[Chuckles]
Literally. Literally?
we just clicked, you know?
Yeah. Okay. Except for the parking lots, but-
What happened? Why- Why didn't they work out?
No.
Don't even try to-