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What thing?
Uh, no.
Okay, Tom. we got 20 seconds. Talk to me. You okay?
- [Male Voice] Red team wins! - What do you mean?
um, into something like this.
[Summer] You know, I dream sometimes about flying.
All right. See you later.
I guess it's 'cause...
Nope. [Chuckles]
I'm going to the supply room. Do you guys need anything?
This is not good.
91,000 commercial buildings and 3.8 million people-
We've lost romance This world, its turns will see you through
What's this about I figured love would shine through
[Vocalizing Along To Song]
The Winter Collection? Do you have anything to contribute?
But we're not doing any meeting
'Cause it's Summer.
Yeah, let's get coffee.
[Man Narrating] This is a story of boy meets girl.
No, not me.
Someone was just creeping around my house. It better not be you that did that.
ooh-ooh, you, ooh-ooh Yeah, oh, yeah
It's ridiculous. You're ridiculous.
Level with me, man. Come on. This is your best friend, huh?
[Tom Narrating] Things were going so well.
- That's it for hanging out. Nice knowing you. - Sit down, Hansen.
That one time! No, every time.
[Narrator] As he listened, Tom began to realize...
Please stop shooting at my house, asshole.
She's got you high and you don't even know yet
You all right?
Michigan. Right. Michigan. Right.
We've been stuck on this for an hour.
Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh Whoo-whoo
intoxicated by the promise of the evening.
I'm not going to that. Yes, you are.
[Vocalizing]
Who okayed this? Some people like it.
Now I can't get near it
That is bullshit
Yes, it was.
[Exhales]
Bombs? Really? Calm down, you dick!
'Cause I ain't the way you found me
All that stuff is- It's really juvenile.
Words like love...
Sorry. I'm sorry. I, uh-
What's this about I figured love would shine through
Wow. You've...
Hello. [Chuckles] Hi.
Then I realize,
Take me away to nowhere plains
Tanya ❤️ Michigan
Yeah, that's it. That is it.
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
[Sighs]
Oh, really? Was that for me? Was that for my benefit?
That hurt? I'm sorry.
Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh oh, yeah
No. Never. She ever take advantage of you in any way?
That's a parking lot. Oh!
I hate her crooked teeth.
It's not? No, that's not it. [Chuckles]
They called me Perfectly Adequate Hansen.
she'd only loved two things.
Okay. Settle. She's just a girl.
But, you know, I just- I need some consistency.
[Narrator] Most days of the year are unremarkable.
[Clicks]
nael have no impact
Want one? Mmm.
That's, um- Yeah.
I go out walking all day long
So do you. [Chuckles] Thanks.
I just left, uh- Can l- one second.
You shouldn't have. That's so nice. It's the-
For Tom Hansen to find it now in a city of 400,000 offices,
About living free
I would have gotten you, you know, a drink, or-
I said I love the Smiths.
There's two options really.
Mmm. Smells delicious.
Aw.
You make my dreams come true
[Man] Tom Hansen. Yeah.
Can you see me
We're so compatible, it's insane.
Well, in high school there was Markus.
Oh, yeah. why? Are you? Yeah.
Yeticidevinyl RULES! FER Sure!
I love this heart-shaped birthmark she has on her neck.
How's it going?
I'm sorry.
Only if you mean it.
And I'd like to entertain- [Slurring]
You should have told me when we were at the- I know.
[Tom] what are we looking for again?
Now, I think you're just remembering the good stuff.
Right. As friends.
is to turn her into literature.
Take away this lonely man Soon he will be gone
[Man On P.A.] Now departing on Track 2, Pacific Surfliner.
Well, some things you can explain away
I found the answer looking in your eye
Jacky, don’t go. You’re still my imaginary friend!
I promise.