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Why don't you just say Piggies?
Shit, I don't know.
I'd say we've got some potential here. What do you think, Hansen?
Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh Hi.
- Thank you. - [Vance] Good job, Rhoda.
I've never seen you here before.
That's me. Come on up.
[Narrator] Tom walked to her apartment,
Now, most shoppers at Valentine's Day-
Yeah. Patel tried to talk to her in the copy room. She's totally not having it.
has been... a little off.
and we need a new holiday that recognizes that.
[Exhales] Penis.
and you look for those first signs of trouble.
I can't this week, but maybe next?
She's got you high
This is not how you treat your friend.
The infinite pet
[Video Game Sounds] Lucky.
[Continues]
Let me get what I want [Clicks off]
Really? No.
[Copier Whirs, Stops]
Yeah, but you said you were going. That's why I'm going.
I mean, 'cause you know that that- that means that she's a lesbian, right?
Mmm. That is good.
what? What are we, um-
nael No Impact
You did? That's cool. What happened there?
You know what? I say, to hell with it! Let's level with America.
- [Slams Table] - Okay. Who's singing next?
T-Tom?
No. You know what?
not, you know, some words that some strangers put in their mouths.
Yes, I can see you, girl
I hate her knobby knees.
Right.
Think about it. Why do people buy these things?
How 'bout, Congratulations on your new baby.
You live around here?
He knew. He was sure of it now.
[Laughing]
Uh, okay.
So, what should I do? You should ask her.
So, what you're saying- I'm saying you do want to ask her.
I thought I might see you here.
I'm not nearly drunk enough to- Bartender.
[Giggles] All right.
Who cares?
Oh, we rarely left the room.
So, are you okay?
Thank you so much. No problem.
Come on. They're not gonna let you back in there after last time.
Nowadays, it's all these giant sunglasses...
I mean. things are going well.
I think I'm just gonna call it a day.
The sink's broken.
[Vocalizing]
That's so interesting. I wanted to write.
[Knocking Continues]
plenty of other fish in the sea.
You're serious? This guy?
I'm flattered, but I'm not interested.
Yeah.
Hey, baby. Hey, you here?
You don't believe that a woman could enjoy being free and independent?
what is that then? I don't know. That-
Yeah. Nah. I mean. Iike. what are we, like-
You can't deny you want a happy ending
and... you're a very attractive girl.
Pretty good. You just moved here, right?
You're so smart.
[Thunder Rumbling]
I mean, look! What- what is this? What does it say?
You make my dreams come true
Hmm?
Penis Penis
Wanted to try something new and exciting. Mmm.
You. [Chuckles]
would probably have, like, a really bodacious rack, you know.
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh
No.
Like, did she say, uh, hey instead of hi?
Can make a good man turn bad
A time of confidences
Goose! Oh! oh! oh!
It was-
Yeah. So, a little awkward.
[Man] Hung up and bent on a stranger
Today you're a man.
Just like that? Just like that.
What's that? [Laughs] why not?
[Man] Left behind