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The guys who designed this, Walker and Eisen, are... two of my favorites.
Ah. They said you write greeting cards.
[Chattering]
This is different. Why?
Might as well have fun while we can and...
That's funny. You're funny.
Thank you.
Yeah, the street level isn't so exciting, but-
How 'bout this one, with all the pretty hearts on the front? I know where this is going. Yep!
And I can't give you that. [Exhales]
I made it myself.
- My name's Tom. - Nice to meet you. I'm Autumn.
He likes you. Okay.
Please, I need a tattoo.
And when you wake up, your hair, it sticks up like that.
Can I say something about the cat? Well, okay.
Well, well, you
You're pullin' them all together
well, that could only be explained by one thing:
And you- you've been with Robyn since what- like 1998?
Ok Ok
Summer Finn was a woman.
[Loud] Penis!
There's enough bullshit in the world without my help.
I was gonna maybe have a party on Friday, um,
And it's contagious
oh, that sleepwalk should be over by now [Bell Dings]
That girl. Paul, seriously.
Mm-hmm. You ever do this?
Do you want to go to the movies? Yep.
There's no such thing as fate.
You son of a bitch. Shh!
the wall of distance, of space, of casual-
All the way to Marquette
I mean, we've been like Sid and Nancy for months now.
I'm going to the supply room. Do you guys need anything?
[Narrator] He was pretty sure.
whoo! You're good! Here comes your man
on a night when bad dreams become a screamer
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.
Rare, and yet something every post adolescent male has encountered...
Like a ninja. Dude! I'm gonna- I'm not gonna know anybody at this thing.
No, but it could have been, in a world where good things happen to me.
[Computer Chimes]
Promise? I promise.
- I don't know what you're talking about. - Really?
open your mind Believe it's gonna come true
And we're going to these meetings
I doubt it. Well,
What are you looking at me like that for?
Shit, that's good! I know.
If it were you what?
That's been there since 1911.
Yeah
Good.
No one's got it all l, um, brought you something.
Have a seat.
Nothing more than coincidence.
We've lost romance This world, its turns will see you through
[Rock]
- Hey. - Hi.
Um, I don't know. We could just go back to your place or-
Plenty of other fish in the sea. Thanks.
We've lost romance This world, its turns will see you through
May 21st.
Well, I'm that way, so-
[Chuckles]
And we're trying to be faithful
[Woman] That's unusual.
a place few had been invited to see with their own eyes.
Okay. Three, two, one! One.
in her high school yearbook.
The boy,Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey,
I love Born To Run. Me too.
What if I'd gotten there 1 0 minutes later?
And I guess that they're succeeding
Can you see me
[Chuckles]
[Sighs]
[Alarm Buzzing]
So you'll-you'll meet somebody new.
[Man] She's like the wind
No.
So let me buy you a drink. No, thank you.
Like, that building- that's, uh-
was offered at an average rate of 9.2% below market value.
It's nice to meet you all.
And that's why I called her last night, told her I was sick.
I like how you dress.
[Exhales] Look, we don't have to put a label on it.
[Man] Maybe playing it safe is the wrong approach.
They'll name a city after us
It's all right
Oh, I definitely do. And your feet reek.
Okay. Good.
Okay.