HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Well, why rock the boat, is what I'm thinking.
[Screaming] Penis!
Uh, toner.
I will be, eventually.
where are we going? It's Thursday!
I'm gonna lay right down here in the grass
You having fun? Yeah.
You know, on the one hand, I want to forget her.
Keep romance alive and hope she's gonna tell you
[Doorbell Buzzes]
We are farmers, bum-pa-dum-bum-bum-bum-bum. Call 1-800-908-0354 today.
You got me. Duck.
You're amazing. [Chuckles]
How would you make them notice?
- Did she say why? - I mean' this thing- what are we doing?
She is.
Put your hand there. Wait one second.
Okay. Okay?
Yeah. I haven't seen you.
Okay. Well, then I'll just, uh- I'll wait for you-
In seventh grade we had the same class schedule,
It's all right It's all right [Chuckles]
No, uh, not McKenzie.
No. Someone else wrote it.
What does that even mean, love?
[Acoustic Guitar: Bookends]
You
I love the way she sometimes licks her lips before she talks.
Tom was right. No.
Thanks.
Yeah! It's so weird. It's like being an old man.
[Continues]
Keep romance alive and hope she's gonna tell you
Him, no one else.
[Continues, Indistinct]
Living in a den of thieves
All we do is argue. That is bullshit.
I'm not following. okay.
I hate Summer.
It was
Penis! Penis!
- What is that? - Vodka.
But I didn't burn the place down. We're not going back there, man.
Right here.
Never mind.
[Bell Dings]
- Hey. - You again.
Uh, Roses are red, violets are blue.
Holy shit. You're a dude. She's a dude.
I needed a job, and here we are.
[Sets Keys Down]
Yeah. I can take it. Fine.
No, no, no, no, no
I like you. [Chuckles]
People should be able to say how they feel- how they really feel-
There goes the fear again
and you threatened to burn the place down.
Tom could be a really great architect if he wanted to be.
Well, well, you Hey.
Let me, let me, let me
And, Rhoda, no disrespect here,
Drink this.
open your mind Believe it's gonna come true
No, no. [Giggling]
I'm completely alone.
How 'bout, Every day you make me proud,
does this have something to do with Summer leaving?
Well,you snore. No, I don't.
I actually majored in English in college,
As friends?
She basically said she spent the weekend having sex with some guy she met at the gym.
No, I really want to see it. Let's go.
I really do hope that you're happy.
Yeah, well, just doodling.
She's- well, she's not like I thought at all. She's amazing.
Shh. Everyone's looking over here. I'm done. I'm done.
Su-Su-Su
That- That's something, but that's not it. I know.
Disposition
Everyone, Summer. Excuse me. I have to take this.
I'm, like, superhuman.
That's okay.
Have fun
Coincidence. That's all anything ever is.
Small Wonder. You know, Vicki.
but Paul and Robyn spoke very highly of you.
I know that she's the only person in the entire universe that will make me happy.
At least let them speak for themselves! Right?
'Cause it's probably past 10:00. [Sighs] Don't worry about it.
It's- It's these cards. and the movies, and the pop songs-
that these weren't stories routinely told.
[Narrator] lf Tom had learned anything,
Your girl is losing it.
Yeah. It's crazy, huh?
[Elevator Bell Dings]
You do. No, I don't.
You any good?
She's like the wind
Cuando sales de tu cita con el dentista después de tener dolor de muelas
Iike everything all was just-
Well, I'm famished.
The girl you said was out of your league, that you'd never have a chance with.
Done what? Gotten mad at you.
What if I had gone somewhere else for lunch?
I wanted to sing Born To Run, but they didn't have it.
You were so completely, completely uncool in there.
if you want to come.
She took a giant shit on my face.
And the terrain starts to get really rocky and steep.
Yeah. I studied to be an architect, actually.
Can we talk about this tomorrow?