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Me too.
The reason I'm asking is, lately your work performance...
[Giggling]
It's obvious. You're just afraid you'll get an answer you don't want,
See, the luck I've had [Volume lncreases]
[Bells Jingling]
[Dustin Hoffman On TV] Elaine! Elaine!
[Speaks French]
Yeah. Well, you do too.
Yes, I can see you, girl
Heard what? Nothing. You wanna go?
Damn right!
To wit, in 1998,
[Tom] The Fine Arts Building.
always wanted to write greeting cards? [Chuckles]
[Door Opens, Closes]
They're to blame for all the lies...
[Sighs, Hisses]
She was nice, but-
You don't wanna get some dinner? Are you hungry?
I hate the way she smacks her lips before she talks.
So l, uh-
Preserve your memories They're all that's left you
You were right. I-I should have listened to you.
of course. I love Millie. She's the sweetest.
Rachel. What are you doing here?
Okay. Well,
A time of innocence
Just 'cause some cute girl likes the same bizarro crap you do,
It happened like- It felt like it happened fast, but really,
Knight Rider? Come on. And the theme song is really good.
Hi, Tom!
How to Save this Honda Dealers Radio Commercial
Jjjhjjjjj Hhhhhh
How come? [Chuckles]
No, it doesn't hurt.
I want to get her back.
Hey, open wide Here comes original sin You look nice.
but today you get a card.
Other Mother's Day.
You want me to draw you something? Yeah.
And I just kept thinking,
No. They- They say that.
Uh, you know, destiny, and soul mates, and true love,
Show me.
I'm Paul. Hi, Paul. Nice to meet you.
And I'm floating, and it's like this amazing, amazing realness.
[Chuckling] It was really just a crazy thing.
Penis! Penis!
Yeah. For you are mine
There's plenty of other fish in the sea.
And, uh, what brought you?
Norm- l- I don't know. I don't care. I'm happy. Aren't you happy?
I was thinking about getting a butterfly tattoo about yea big on my ankle.
Unpacking the bags and setting up
She's got you high and you don't even know yet
Hi.
Oh, please don't drop me home
What's this about I figured love would shine through
Mm-hmm. [Chuckling]
Yes. why?
[Laughs] Yeah.
You look nice. Thanks.
[Man] She's got you high and you don't even know yet
Let's just eat, and we'll talk about it later.
Ooh-ooh well, well, well, you
They made a statue of us
Summer, right? Oh. Yeah.
Hell no. What do you mean, Hell no?
If it were me, then, uh-
It pains me we live in a world...
It just happened.
Well, you know,
You know, my friends are all in love with you.
Either... she's an evil,
Um- Well, okay.
I think it's kind of like how they say. There's, uh-
Kissing in the copy room? Holding hands in lKEA?
Yeah. That looks like a good book.
Keep romance alive and hope she's gonna tell you
[Rock] Good times for a change
I guess I just got lucky.
I'm really glad we did this.
we have a whole line of inspirational photographic cards...
Well, I hope you don't get the job.
Smiths fan. Yeah. Tom.