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Stop!
"Slayer, come out and die."
ENGLISH
Uh-huh. Back to what I was saying before we were rudely attacked by nothing.
The Slayer's house should have more weapons.
And a pesky life-or-death job that I can't quit or even take a break from.
I've got a plan.
I asked one favour of you, Buffy. To look after your sister.
- She's just a kid. - Will everybody please stop saying that?
- Really? - Yes. Cash equals good.
Or what restaurant to order in from?
I make it four at least.
I need to know more.
I'm the halfwit? Excuse me, but look who's fallen into my...
Is that guy dead in there?
You guys can't invite her in. Only someone who lives here can...
and more cash than I can reasonably manage.
OK.
Previously on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer":
Here.
Dawn?
I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis.
If this town wasn't so lame, everyone would know what she does.
Well, yeah, I kinda am.
Buff, Willow'll come do a return engagement of her uninvitation spell.
You are the centre.
I can take care of myself.
- So how was the exhibit? - It was fantastic.
Look at this. Low-overhead out-of-state orders, international...
- Handles like a dream. - Where are you guys heading?
Actually, he does mind. This is supposed to be quality watcher/slayer time.
"Do not invite bloodsucking dead people into our home."
- Is it Xander? It's Xander, isn't it? - Xander's a sweetie.
- Spike, Mort. Mort, this is... - I know who he is. He kills our kind.
Slip Joyce a 10 or a 20 once in a while. Then we'll see who's the favourite.
Harmony has minions.
..hand and foot, getting her own way. Always the favourite.