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In my trash, next to my boat.
Of course, you're together.
Solid nickname.
What are you doing?
I found a gray hair that seemed promising, but then I remembered.
Last week, I met this amazing woman who was into boats,
Get off me! They're taking my boat again!
and I won't have anybody to celebrate with.
Listen, I owe you an apology.
The boat's right there.
You know, this job is gonna look great on your college applications.
I hope.
Thanks for letting me borrow your boat.
there's no mystery we can't solve.
Aw, of course I can, my little working girl.
And now is when you apologize for always excluding me.
That became clear to me when mall security followed me to my car.
And if you want to get anywhere, you gotta come through us.
Give it up, Don. I know you took it.
So when you don't call, I won't be available.
My dad and Don at a Steelers game. Jeez.
That's right. 'Cause you're quitting this job.