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We're definitely not having any kids together
- Okay. - So, where's your man?
Came so close to never happening.
What the... Where the hell is this coming from, man?
Who's this fucking guy? Get the fuck outta here!
Do the ladies ever tell you that you look like a f*@king optical illusion?
No, I didn't ask her.
Mmm.
Yeah.
G I
- Oh. And? - And what did I say?
I give a shit!
I think we would have very...
She's 17. All right? She's my student.
I don't know. I don't know.
Don't worry about everyone else.
Don't fucking do this, man!
Should never have happened. You wanted money,
- You know that? That's what I think. - What do you mean, convenient?
Hey. Will you quit standing there?
You have no baby.
All right. Come on.
I didn't say shit.
And with these friends of his,
I mean, we're two Irish kids from Brooklyn.
Be still, give me a smile. Okay.
jiggling their dicks on my Channel 35!
Yeah. And I had some E earlier.
That's how I want to remember you.
Please just be quiet.
Maybe the Feds, they bust her...
Should I tell you how many miles he has on the car?
- You know what time it is? - Eh?
Not bad for a punk from Bay Ridge.
Do I really know her? I don't know.
(CHUCKLES) No! Not the student?
"Thorough the iron gates of life
we're all competing for the same women.
- That was a mistake. - Well, let's just forget it then.
There's no need for you to be all nasty about it, all right?
And, if I may inquire, what's your rating?
- Don't do this! Don't do this. - Now, Frank. Do it. Do it!
I really don't give a shit what you think, Frank? You're becoming a cowboy.
How's his dad doing?
Just try to stick with him.
There's nothing I can do about that. Go up to 110th Street.
You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit?
Yeah. No shit.
(DOG GROWLING)
I’m Irish! I can’t get drunk
- The whole thing fell apart. - That's too bad.
(BARKING)
Lately, you can't even look at me in the eye.
Go back where you fucking came from!
Now, with that much spread in the sentencing guidelines,
I thought that no students were allowed in the teachers' lounge.
- That's nervous, man. - That's the word.
MAN: Sorry to bother you, ma'am. Is Montgomery Brogan in?
Give me the word and we'll go.
You see the way he looks at me lately?
Mr. Brogan, I do believe you're fucked.
One, he can run. Two, catch the bullet train.
Taxi! Taxi!
- Girls? - No.
Yeah, definitely.
No, I mean... You from uptown?
Just get him drunk.
How do you want him to act?
- Please. (GROANS) - Why? Why? Why?
Here, uh... Here's to Doyle.
you could've done anything. Anything you wanted. Doctor, lawyer.
- You get bite. - Dog's blood.
I could never hate you, Montgomery.
You know why? Because you're smarter than all of them.
Fuck my father with his endless grief,
(FRANCIS SOBBING)
So slapping my ass,
Yeah, it started without you, you fat Russian fuck.
You want to play this cowboy.
Spend the rest of your life out West, but you're still a New Yorker.
feel the number's gonna be high, around 250,000.
Hang out a minute and, look, we'll go uptown and get Doyle.
- Hello? - Sorry, what?
trying to audition for The Sopranos!
He's nice. 17 years old, man.
- Uh... - I'm kidding. It's not a big deal.
- Yeah. - Yeah?
It is not just you and me now anymore when we go out.
- The guys I grew up with. - I miss those boys.
I never said anything, Nikolai.
JACOB: Stop, Frank.
You don't have to come. I was just saying.
Looks like a different world. Mountains, hills,
Your girlfriend and Kostya. Nobody else.
- Why doesn't he... - Excuse me. You got a light?
I needed to walk around a little, you know?
- Hey, easy, Doyle. - I don't see any tags on that dog.
Look, they used him like a fucking ashtray.
Sure.
Come on. You are missing your party.
Come on, if we wait much longer he's gonna be dead.
She's probably at her boyfriend's, anyway.
That was a mercy thing.
I want you to be happy, so I want you to forget about me
Everybody's thinking this because it's pretty much always true.
a a
I know.
- Frank, he doesn't mean it. - You think I don't see
That's you. That's where you rate.
- Thanks, Jody. - Oh...
A man without friends.
Before you leave, you should know.
But she...
- Yeah? - Yeah.
I have no choice.
Now give me a bigger smile, James.
Did he break up with her or she broke up with him?
I couldn't see you raising any.
- Yeah. - She's cute. She is.
Yeah. Everyone said she was a beautiful woman.
Jacob, you're a rich Jewish kid from the Upper East Side
Can't have you sneaking around.
Like, maybe she was the one that made the phone call on me.
I said he likes me.
Everyone in the neighborhood loved your mother. Tak?
I get off at 4:00.
Well, you're rated higher than them, yeah.
What are these based on?
You walk around unhappy 24/7,
- I oughta get going. - What about your food?
- How old are you? - I'm old enough to have to ask.
What are you doing? I didn't know you ever left the school.
You wanted to be just like your daddy.
Better be tomorrow.
I'll take him to the hospital.