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- Right this way, Nana. - Kids are so brutal.
Oh look Ben, a carnie!
Hello?
Okay. Okay! Let's start over. We're getting way of topic here.
That's right. I come in after Mac. But he's taking forever this time.
Actually, it's Mantis. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.
# Watchin' every motion in my foolish lover's gaze ##.
Yeah. I told him to wait for me. He kinda does whatever I say. It's pretty great.
Hi, Dennis, it's Caylee.
I don't think your grandmother exists, Dennis.
Mantis. No!
- I'm here for the scraps. - I haven't had a chance to get in there yet, okay? So just...
Welcome to hell!
My system of seduction that I used to win your heart,
Oh Whoops…
That will provide the perfect setting for all of our needs to be met.
Uh, yeah. I looked into it. There's no, um, Dr. Toboggan in Philadelphia either.
I like turtles
O-O-Okay. Well, do you want me to come in?
I mean, what prizes are there?
Thus demonstrating my value as a loving grandson and an all-around great guy.
Maybe that's my system. She got a job at the fair. It could be fun to stalk around a fair.
And I'll also take this. Thank you. Here. Do you want a glass?
- Do you know anything about plumbing? - Uh... no.
Why do you think I'm always reading books and shit when we do the spider routine?
I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.
She'll start questioning her self-worth,
Fifteen. Fifteen.
No, it's not. No, it's not. But it's exciting, isn't it?
I was gonna protect you from the stabbing.
I told her, "It's for my grandmother. She's quite ill."
Is there anybody out there that could take me home?
You're supposed to let her get stabbed, hope that it hits a main artery,