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Because You Got The Shits After Eating Fish & Chips, You Will Wear Nappies. And we will burn all of your knickers & destroy the toilet
♪ Pulling down the pants of the night ♪
Oh, glue it to your palm!
Bob, a word?
Well, uh, right. I'll get going.
Thank you, Prince Valiant.
[Gasps] I don't believe it.
Okay, everyone, we're gonna sing "Happy Birthday".
- [Groaning] - A kiss is like a fight with mouths.
It would have been nice to hear you say that a minute ago.
Linda, just go light the candles. Okay, listen up, Gene. We've been waiting over 15 minutes for us to sing "Happy Birthday" to your sister.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on. - to know about-
That's 10 pieces of gum, Tina. Chew! Chew!
You think you know What it feels like to kiss a man, Tina?
- On, it is, Bob. - on.
Listen, Bob. We've been waiting over 15 minutes for us to sing "Happy Birthday" to Tina.
- Hey, Jimmy Jr. - Hi, Tina.
Uh-oh. I mean, ta-da!
Let's make some sandwiches!
This is crazy. Just let him go to my daughters party.
- [Grunting] - Hey. No. Watch it.
[Whistles] Bob! I think you missed a spot!
I told her To show some skin
Hey, I noticed you haven't R.S.VP.'d to my party yet.
It's his gift to Tina.
♪ Fool, now it's not right ♪
I love the fog
Don't fall in love, Mr. Cabdriver. You can't afford us.
- And I'll be wearing this hat. - Cool!
I picked up a group of transvestite hookers...
[Sighs]
"Vacuum"! F*** you!
Oh, no! No. Oh-
I just kissed my first boy.
She's over at Pesto's right now to see if he'll come.
GET IN THERE! I swear, Louise. I will smack your mouth off! Do you hear me?
- [Rat Squeaking] - [Sighs]
- Studio 54. - Those are two very different examples.
Butt.
I'm a collector of rare and exotic trophies.
It's my birthday present to you.
Wait. That's is Jimmy Pesto?
- Now? - Not now.
Oh. it's okay. I guess I wasn't meant to have a good life.
It's a party. All right!
- I have to go to school. - Shh, shh.
David Hershey
[Sobbing]
- Unbelievable. - I need to go to bed.
Hey, don't worry, ladies. I'm kidding. I’m, uh- I'm a married man.
What time is it? How much longer till the party?