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Okay Francisca. Make a wish. Francisca blows out her candles.
J'./' [Continues]
My nose is cold! Here, my finger has ice on it, so here you go.
Oh, that's right. It was a good idea. I love the fog.
[Simultaneously] Yes.
You've been working your you-know-what off?
Unless you're Jimmy Jr. and you're here to kiss my lips, I don't want to talk to you.
What? No. I was talking about me.
Let's put that on Dads head.
and that there are more transvestites than you imagined, but-
I want you to shave your mustache...
But if all you have to do is shave your mustache, then he can come.
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
Nice shoes, Jimmy. Do they make them for men too? Ha!
- I don't want to do this. - Stop it.
I'm having a birthday party this Saturday.
Oh! No! Ohh! Aah!
♪ Do what I do to get by ♪
- Your shift's almost over, right, papi? - Uh, yeah, it is.
Wow! You really put some thought into it.
Oh.
- Ka-boom! - How dare you.
- I wanted to meet you, and then you told me to meet you here.
Como? En Espanish please
- [Groaning] - Aw, look at my two boys.
- I like traffic updates. - Why?
♪ Pulling down the pants of the night ♪
You invited transvestite prostitutes...
- And it's my first kiss. - Mmm.
- I call first. - Really?
You're the most selfish father in the world.
♪ [Rock] ♪
- [Groans] - Where do I put my coat?
Well, Cher is gonna sing to her! Okay Cher, are you gonna let Hayley sing with you? You know I will.
- Get it in there. - [Muffled Grunting]
This one goes out to the birthday girl.