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What? What is it? What?
- [Door Bell Jingles] - [Bob] Whoa.
- Are you there? - I am.
- I will thumb your eyeballs out of your skull. - Ay!
- I'm like an animal! - Keep your voice down.
- ♪ [Stops] ♪ - I'm sorry, ladies. We're closed for a private party.
Caine Says Hold The Minute Chef Bubble Cook Dinner I Made Mack The Diner
This is what happened, Linda. You've waited for over 15 minutes for us to sing "Happy Birthday" to our daughter.
All because our dads hate each other.
Gene? Louise? How about a “ka-boom”?
- Pull it together. - [Groaning]
[Sobbing]
Closing down the restaurant, getting a smoke machine and a deejay?
Tina, honey, your father's been working his you-know-what off driving a cab to pay for this
AM OR FM? TAKE YOUR PICK! I CHOOSE FM
since she's turning 13.
He's what's known as a diaper lover.
- You know how to lock lips, huh? Do ya? - Ow!
This song is for the girl of the hour. I mean the woman of the hour. the woman of the hour. “What I Did For Love.” Come on Gene. We’re gonna sing Happy Birthday to your sister.
If you want a bag of hair so bad...
Okay, listen up, Linda, and listen good. You've waited over 15 minutes for us to sing "Happy Birthday" to our daughter.
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
when it's time for you to blossom into a woman...
Okay Everyone We’re Gonna Sing Happy Birthday To Bubble 1 2 3 Ready Go
- I got a disco ball and streamers. - Right.
Now You’ll Go Pee Pees & Poo Poos In Your Nappy Instead Of The Toilet And we will burn all of your underwear & destroy the toilet
Oh boy, I couldn't wait to see you. You just got here before the guests were gonna sing "Happy Birthday" to me.
You made yourself ugly to save Tina's party.
F*** you!
Jimmy, my daughter Tina said that Jimmy Jr. isn't allowed to go to her birthday party.
You know What that is? It's nasty.