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I trained in Survival and evasion
Yeah, here we go.
Take your heads Out of your asses!
Is that going To hurt anybody?"
Oh, now you want to bone her." That's not funny to me.
Right there! Right there! Right there!
No.
In one week, you will be given An exam on homeland security,
Fire it up. No! Ho! Ho!
One speaks portuguese.
Was gonna be no, so i really Don't think so.
"Oh, wouldn't it be fun to wear What susie's wearing?"
It does taste a little bit Detergenty.
Usually when i see A fun outfit like that, i...
I'm not bad. I ain't bad. Look at you.
Especially the earlobes. They are very sensitive...
Ever made me feel smart Like you.
"Daddy, why is the hot-dog man Wearing a turban?"
And got a lot of people Feeling sick.
It symbolizes -- It symbolizes anthrax.
I'm no longer Lactose intolerant.
And i was symbolically Circumcised...
We need a helicopter With a searchlight.
Oh, man.
'Cause, my god, you're, uh, You're really, uh...Fit.
See it? Right over there.
What do you do To work out?
"Maybe unbutton The top of your shirt.
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
What's up tonight, fellas?